PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between HeavyWeight Prizefighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Prizefighter might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Under and Over it by ffdp. Kong has chosen Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys as his entrance music. Donkey Kong is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Prizefighter
vs
Kong

214 cm
34
199 lbs
21 - 18 - 2

225 cm
25
300 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, HeavyWeight Prizefighter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kong fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Prizefighter.
Prizefighter scoring well with a low kick there.
Prizefighter takes a body punch but keeps moving.

Prizefighter gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Prizefighter keeping full guard, as Kong tries to pass.
Prizefighter looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Kong avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Kong trying to control but Prizefighter is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prizefighter is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Prizefighter looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Prizefighter bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kong's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kong is controlling Prizefighter's posture.
Kong keeping full guard, as Prizefighter tries to pass.
Kong seems keen to control Prizefighter's posture.
Prizefighter is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Prizefighter trying to control but Kong is working from the bottom.
Prizefighter trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Prizefighter trying to control but Kong is working from the bottom.
Prizefighter might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Prizefighter works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Prizefighter wants to control but Kong is keeping him busy.

Prizefighter is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kong is just riding it out for now. Prizefighter eventually gives up the hold.

Prizefighter seems to be working for a kimura but Kong defends the submission attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Prizefighter thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kong's head.
Ground and pound from Prizefighter.
Kong looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Prizefighter slips a nice elbow through Kong's hands, connecting with Kong's forehead.
Prizefighter is pressing down on Kong's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kong is holding on for now.
Prizefighter thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Prizefighter tries to pass to full mount but Kong defends it.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Prizefighter tries to work over Kong's front leg with a kick but Kong checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Kong shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Prizefighter is trying to defend but Kong finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Prizefighter has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Prizefighter makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Kong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Prizefighter moves away.
Kong will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kong lands a jab.

It looks like HeavyWeight Prizefighter has been cut.
Prizefighter throws a sloppy head kick and Kong moves out of range easily.
Kong throws a leg kick that is checked
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Prizefighter looks to throw the jab but Kong is out of range.
Prizefighter takes a swing at Kong's ribcage but misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Kong gets a takedown into half guard.

Kong seems to be working for a kimura but Prizefighter defends the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that HeavyWeight Prizefighter will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on HeavyWeight Prizefighter's cut.
That's time! Prizefighter's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Prizefighter was well out of range. Poor timing from Kong.
Prizefighter throws a leg kick
enabling Kong to counter with a crisp jab.
Prizefighter defending well as Kong loads up on a big left hand.
Kong throws a body punch but Prizefighter moves out of range.

Kong shoots in and bounces Prizefighter off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Kong advances position into side control!
Prizefighter gets back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prizefighter is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Kong's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Kong's back!
Kong is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Prizefighter off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Kong covering up well and avoiding damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Prizefighter looking for the choke but no joy.
Prizefighter thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Prizefighter struggling to land strikes to the head as Kong covers up.
Prizefighter misses with a punch to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kong staying busy and making it hard for Prizefighter to control.
Prizefighter really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Kong preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Prizefighter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Prizefighter gets his hands free as Kong looks to control.

Prizefighter is looking for a choke. Kong gets to his feet with his opponent on his back and slams him to the mat. Kong manages to squirm out of the attempted choke and turns into his opponent's guard.
Prizefighter pulls Kong in close to prevent any damage.

Prizefighter is looking for a triangle but Kong pushes his legs off easily.
Prizefighter looking for a sweep. Not yet Prizefighter, not yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Prizefighter not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Kong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Prizefighter is keeping the position for now.

Prizefighter escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kong gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Kong slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Kong postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Kong avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Prizefighter wants to sweep but no luck.
Kong throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Prizefighter works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Kong passes Prizefighter's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kong connects with a nice short shot to Prizefighter's temple.
Kong prevents Prizefighter from improving his position.
Prizefighter trying to control from the bottom.
Kong is trying to control the action in half guard but Prizefighter is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Prizefighter is looking to improve his position.
Kong not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Prizefighter actively working from the bottom here.
Kong trying to control the action but Prizefighter is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Donkey Kong will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on HeavyWeight Prizefighter's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Prizefighter slips a jab and a cross from Kong.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Prizefighter - that will leave a mark!
Kong throws a push kick but Prizefighter slaps the foot to one side.
Prizefighter uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kong.
HeavyWeight Prizefighter is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Kong feints and as Prizefighter raises his hands in defense, Kong changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Prizefighter keeping moving, preventing Kong from controlling successfully.
Kong postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Prizefighter throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prizefighter seems keen to control Kong's posture.
Prizefighter wants to sweep here but Kong controlling him for the moment.
Kong must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Prizefighter is working hard here to advance position.
Kong throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Prizefighter works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Prizefighter looking for a sweep. Not yet Prizefighter, not yet.

Prizefighter is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Prizefighter throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Kong won't allow Prizefighter to sweep him here.
Kong postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Kong wants to control from the top but Prizefighter keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kong is looking to work some ground and pound but Prizefighter has wrist control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kong accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A head kick misses from Prizefighter.
Prizefighter thumps Kong with a low kick.
Prizefighter scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kong will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kong just misses with a punch to the body.
Kong misses with a leg kick.
Kong misses with a low kick.
Kong moves away from the strike by Prizefighter.
Prizefighter moves away from the strike by Kong.

Kong closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Prizefighter quickly recovers to half guard.
Prizefighter moves into full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong postures up and lands a big shot to Prizefighter's brow.
Kong trying to control but Prizefighter is working from the bottom.
Kong scoring with some ground and pound.
Prizefighter controls Kong momentarily but Kong frees himself.
Prizefighter has momentary wrist control but Kong slips an elbow through the middle.
Kong preventing the sweep.
Prizefighter working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kong.
Kong postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kong is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Prizefighter trying to keep a closed guard but Kong is proving a slippery customer.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Prizefighter is on top in guard.

Kong keeping full guard, as Prizefighter tries to pass.
Prizefighter throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kong works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Kong holds on and takes a little breather.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Prizefighter throws an elbow that misses. Kong uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Prizefighter's guard. Nice move by Kong!

And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donkey Kong really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on HeavyWeight Prizefighter's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Kong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kong scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Prizefighter is rocked!
Prizefighter walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Kong! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong thanked the fans post fight for their support.