PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Agniesz Plonski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Agniesz Plonski has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Agniesz Plonski seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Plonski
vs
Falwell

168 cm
21
145 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

171 cm
27
150 lbs
1 - 12 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Agniesz Plonski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Plonski finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Agniesz Plonski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Plonski drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Plonski scores with punches from side control.
Plonski connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Falwell some visible discomfort.
Falwell is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Falwell is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Plonski lands a few punches from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Plonski scoring with punches and elbows.
Plonski has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Plonski is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Falwell can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Plonski landing strikes, looking to finish!
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Falwell is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Falwell looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Falwell is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Plonski. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Falwell takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Plonski lands a big elbow.

Falwell is rocked!
Falwell takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Falwell is still in real trouble! Can Plonski finish him?

Falwell has left one of his arms exposed and Plonski doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Falwell screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Agniesz Plonski!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.