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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belvedere IV (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belvedere IV kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Young Forever - JAY Z | Mr. Hudson. David is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by PRINCE RAMA - RAGHUPATI. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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167 lbs
21 - 13 - 0 |
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180 cm
34
160 lbs
23 - 15 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Augustus Belvedere IV!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry David!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belvedere IV rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but David moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A jab from Belvedere IV does it's job there.
Belvedere IV avoids the body shot from David.
Belvedere IV thinks about countering with a head kick.
David ducks under a wild hook from Belvedere IV.
As Belvedere IV backs off David throws a huge counter combo but Belvedere IV manages to avoid it all.
Belvedere IV scores with a nice right hand.
David tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Belvedere IV blocks a jab.
David with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
David wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Belvedere IV lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
David throws a shot from downtown. Belvedere IV moves away and avoids it.
David pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Belvedere IV throws a hook but David blocks it.
Belvedere IV lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Belvedere IV closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Belvedere IV throws an off balance right hand
and David counters with an outside leg kick.
David throws a body punch but Belvedere IV moves out of range.
Belvedere IV throws a big counter combination but David scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Both fighters circling a little - David finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
David throws a front kick that sends Belvedere IV stumbling back into the cage.
A nice combination there by David.
Belvedere IV misses with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
David avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
David goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Belvedere IV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
David connects with a body shot.
David misses with a low kick.
Larry David seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Belvedere IV throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Belvedere IV throws a leg kick that misses.
David only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Belvedere IV avoids a punch combination nicely.
A quick step to the side and Belvedere IV tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
David throws a head kick that misses.
Belvedere IV went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Belvedere IV misses with a low kick.
David slips a jab and a cross from Belvedere IV.
David misses with a low kick.
Belvedere IV circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! David drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Belvedere IV follows David to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Augustus Belvedere IV!
An intense looking Augustus Belvedere IV took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Islam seeks to destroy each and every culture, this is what is does by design. 90% of pedophile convictions in the UK this year are muslim men against white girls.... NS'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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