PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Kosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kramer comes to the ring accompanied by O Jerry ....or is it Sherry....no matter its by Journey. Lard has chosen I'm Fat as his entrance music. Tubo Lard has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kramer
vs
Lard

225 cm
36
210 lbs
26 - 15 - 2

197 cm
34
223 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kosmo Kramer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Hirohito Nitta and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kramer takes a swing at Lard's ribcage but misses.
Kramer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kramer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Good shot there by Lard.

Kramer rushes Lard and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Lard tries to land knees in the clinch but Kramer avoids the damage to the body.
Lard can't find room to land a body shot as Kramer controls the action.
Lard avoiding damage as Kramer throws knees to the body.
Kramer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lard's elbow.
Kramer tries to land a knee to the head but Lard blocks with his arms.
A short left from Lard.

Lard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kramer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kramer throws a body kick that misses.

Kramer clinches.
Lard throws a punch but it's blocked by Kramer.
Lard makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lard told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kramer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lard avoids it.
Kramer misses with a knee to the head.
Lard misses with some punches.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kramer obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer presses Lard against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kramer can't find room to land a body shot as Lard controls the action.
Kramer connects with a knee to the head.

Kramer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lard throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Lard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kramer tries to clinch but Lard moves out of range.
Kramer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kosmo Kramer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kramer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lard dodges the punch combination from Kramer.

Kramer clinches up with Lard and pushes him back against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, Lard scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kramer lands an elbow just above Lard 's eye.
Kramer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lard blocks an uppercut.

Kramer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kramer throws a leg kick which misses Lard's front leg but catches the back leg as Lard tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kramer.

Kramer has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lard throws a head punch that misses.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Kramer lands with a light punch inside.
Kramer avoids the elbow strike from Lard, against the ropes.
Kramer tries to throw a body punch but Lard avoids it by throwing Kramer back against the ropes.
Lard throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Lard.
Kramer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lard swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lard stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Lard blocks the elbow strike.
Kramer throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lard.
Lard throws an elbow but it misses.
Kramer blocks an uppercut.
Lard pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Kramer pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosmo Kramer dominated that round.
That's time! Kramer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lard misses with a kick to the body.
Kramer misses with a series of wild punches.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lard darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Lard lands with a good body shot.
A jab from Kramer misses.
Kramer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kramer has time to react.
Kramer throws a series of punches but Lard moves out of range.
Lard tries to work over Kramer's front leg with a kick but Kramer checks it.

Kramer clinches.
Kramer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kramer lands an elbow inside that Lard shrugs off.
Lard lands a hook that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lard avoids the elbow strike from Kramer, against the ropes.
Lard keeps control of Kramer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kramer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lard digs a right hand into Kramer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kramer's gas tank.
Lard misses with an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kramer has him pressed against the ropes.
Kramer tries to land a knee to the head but Lard blocks with his arms.
Lard utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kramer blocks an elbow strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Lard misses with a punch to the body.
Lard using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kramer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Kramer just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lard's brow.
Kramer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kramer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Kramer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kramer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kramer wants to clinch.
Lard fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kramer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kramer closes the distance and clinches.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Kramer throws an elbow but misses.
Lard takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Kramer breaks from the clinch.
Kramer tries to clinch up.
Lard fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kramer is out of range.

Lard clinches with his opponent.
Lard gets through Kramer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lard has a couple of punches blocked by Kramer.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lard.
Kramer throws an elbow that misses.
Lard tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kramer avoids it.
Lard on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Kramer.
Kramer misses with a knee strike.
Lard working aggressively here.
Kramer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lard blocks it with crossed arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kosmo Kramer will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Lard throws a leg kick but Kramer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kramer tries a head kick but it misses.
Lard misses with a leg kick
and Kramer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kramer blocks a head kick by Lard.
Lard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lard looks to land a body kick but Kramer moved away.
Kramer avoids the head kick by Lard.
Lard throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jab by Kramer.
Kosmo Kramer is winning the standup battle so far.
Lard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kramer manages to avoid it.
Kramer connects with a looping right hand.
Lard cracks the inside of Kramer's front leg.
Lard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kramer moves in looking to clinch but Lard pushes him off.
Kramer throws a body shot but no joy.
A head kick misses from Lard.
Kramer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lard.
Kosmo Kramer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sloppy strikes from Kramer. Those never looked like landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer tries to clinch there but Lard circles away.
Kramer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Kramer walks into a straight right hand from Lard.
Lard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kramer.
Nice body kick there by Lard.
Kramer misses with a kick to the body.
Kramer scores with the left hand. Lard knows he should have avoided that one.
Lard loads up on a big right hand but Kramer slips the punch.
Kramer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lard tries to work over Kramer's front leg with a kick but Kramer checks it.
Kramer moves forwards but Lard connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kramer misses with a left hand
and Lard counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lard throws a chopping leg kick but Kramer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kramer is looking to land body kicks.
Lard comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kramer looks to land a left hand but Lard moved out of range nicely.
Lard feints and then cracks Kramer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kramer down.
Lard lands with a thumping leg kick.

Kramer pushes Lard up against the ropes in a clinch.
Lard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kramer landing knees to the head.
Lard avoiding damage as Kramer throws knees to the body.
Lard misses with some punches.
A knee to the head by Kramer.
Lard lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kramer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kramer lands an elbow that stopped Lard in his tracks for a moment.
Kramer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lard's efforts to push away.

Lard manages to break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kramer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kramer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tubo Lard really dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kramer checks a leg kick.
Kramer checks a leg kick.
Kramer misses with a straight left.
A leg kick checked by Kramer.

Kramer moves into the clinch successfully.
Kramer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kramer.

Kramer breaks the clinch.
Lard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lard throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lard takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lard lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kramer ducks under a wild hook from Lard.
Kramer cracks Lard with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
It looks like Kramer has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Kramer slips a straight right by Lard.
Kramer throws a head kick that Lard semi-blocks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kramer throws a jab when Lard was well out of range.
Kramer throws out a leg kick but Lard moves out of range and Kramer only half commits.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer is looking to clinch but Lard is avoiding it.
Kramer lands with a slapping head kick.

Lard is rocked!

Kramer takes the fight into the clinch.
Knees to the body from Kramer.
Kramer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A short right from Lard on the inside.
Lard creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Kramer blocks an uppercut.
Kramer avoids a wild elbow strike from Lard.
Lard throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lard prevents a body shot from Kramer.
Lard doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kramer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lard in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kramer obliges.
Lard is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Kramer lands a damaging elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kramer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard throws a punch but it's blocked by Kramer.
Lard misses with the head strike.
Kramer keeps control of Lard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Kramer breaks from the clinch.
Lard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Kramer closes the distance and clinches.
Lard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lard can't break the clinch.
Kramer comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Kramer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kramer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Lard misses with a body punch.
Kramer prevents a body shot from Lard.
Kramer lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lard.
Lard blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Kramer uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kramer lands a knee to the body.
Kramer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lard backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosmo Kramer had his way with Tubo Lard in that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Lard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tubo Lard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lard lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kramer just misses with a punch to the body.
Lard swats away the attempt to clinch by Kramer.
Kramer throws a nice looking combination but Lard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lard misses with a low kick as Kramer jumps back.
Kramer looks to land a right hand but Lard moved out of range.
Kramer throws a hook to the side of Lard's head but Lard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kramer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kramer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kramer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lard momentarily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lard.

Kramer pushes Lard up against the ropes in a clinch.
Kosmo Kramer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short uppercut from Lard.
Kramer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kramer lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard takes a knee right on the jaw!
Lard tries to land a knee to the head but Kramer blocks with his arms.
Kramer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kramer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A right hook to the body lands for Lard.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lard.
Kramer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kramer lands an elbow just above Lard 's eye.
Lard pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Lard avoiding damage as Kramer throws knees to the body.
Kramer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lard tries to break free but Kramer pushes him back against the ropes.
Lard on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lard crunches a lovely knee into Kramer's ribcage.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Lard gets through Kramer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lard.

Lard breaks from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kramer misses with a series of wild punches.
Lard connects with a solid leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard lands a leg kick that knocks Kramer off balance momentarily.
Lard throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kramer needs to keep his hands up - Lard had a free shot at his head there.
Lard throws a jab when Kramer was well out of range.
Kramer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Kramer has closed the distance and engaged Lard in a clinch.
Lard can't find room to land a body shot as Kramer controls the action.
Kramer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lard struggles to land a body shot inside as Kramer controls his hands.
Lard lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Kramer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lard lands an elbow inside that Kramer shrugs off.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kramer.
Lard blocks an elbow strike.
Kramer avoids the elbow strike from Lard, against the ropes.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Tubo Lard.
I think Kramer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 48:48
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 48:47
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Kosmo Kramer!
Post fight, Kosmo Kramer stared into the camera and said 'I want to thank Jerry for letting me eat his food and Neuman for the extra help traing my cardio.Lets all go to my placeand party on. whites only tho...well, latinos ok I guess'.