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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gor Keyman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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300 lbs
30 - 14 - 0 |
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300 lbs
27 - 17 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gor Keyman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Alexandre Firmino and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keyman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Keyman looking to throw knees to the head but Wha is blocking nicely.
Keyman misses with a knee to the head.
Our sources have told us that Keyman has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Keyman misses with an elbow over the top.
Keyman throws an elbow that misses.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Keyman lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Keyman misses with a knee to the head.
Keyman tries to land a knee to the head but Wha blocks with his arms.
With the fighters up against the cage, Keyman throws an elbow but misses.
Keyman misses with a knee strike.
Wha blocks an elbow strike.
Wha lands a hook that snaps the head of Keyman backwards.
Keyman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wha with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wha lands with a short shot to the head.
Wha working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Keyman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wha breaks from the clinch.
Keyman misses with a head kick.
Wha drops Keyman with a beautiful combination! Keyman stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Wha is looking for the KO!
It looks like Gor Keyman has been cut.
Wha lands a body shot.
Keyman is breathing heavily.
Wha fakes the body blow, causing Keyman to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Keyman goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Bleh Wha made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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