PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brutus Beefcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clint Eastwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eastwood has chosen Smokie - Living Next Door To Alice as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Clint Eastwood will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Beefcake
vs
Eastwood

189 cm
22
223 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
220 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brutus Beefcake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Clint Eastwood!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Eastwood misses.
Eastwood takes one to the chin there.
Beefcake uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Eastwood.
Beefcake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Eastwood.
Eastwood misses with a straight left.
Eastwood throws a body punch but Beefcake moves out of range.
Beefcake lands a head shot.
Eastwood looks to throw the jab but Beefcake is out of range.
Beefcake scores with a jab to the jaw.
Beefcake lands with a cross.
Beefcake throws the left hand but Eastwood avoids the punch easily.
Beefcake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Eastwood.
Beefcake misses the shot to the body.
Beefcake cracks Eastwood with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Eastwood connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Beefcake's hands.
Beefcake misses with a two punch combination.
Eastwood takes a swing at Beefcake's ribcage but misses.
Eastwood listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Eastwood tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beefcake was well out of range. Poor timing from Eastwood.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefcake uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Eastwood.
Beefcake lands a lovely overhand right.
Beefcake walks into a straight right hand from Eastwood.
Beefcake defending well as Eastwood loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from Eastwood misses its intended target.
Beefcake swinging wildly here.
Beefcake fails to land with a series of punches.
Eastwood lands a slapping body shot.
Brutus Beefcake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eastwood throws a jab when Beefcake was well out of range.
The fighters circling - Beefcake throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Eastwood takes a swing at Beefcake's ribcage but misses.
Eastwood defending well as Beefcake loads up on a big left hand.
Eastwood takes a swing at Beefcake's ribcage but misses.
Eastwood misses with a straight right.
Beefcake has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Helsinki Public Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Eastwood lands with a straight right. Beefcake didn't see that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Eastwood on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Clint Eastwood has been cut.
Beefcake uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Eastwood.
A big left from Eastwood misses.
Eastwood scores with a one two! Beefcake had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Eastwood dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Beefcake misses with a right hand
and Eastwood counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Beefcake blocks a jab.
Eastwood digs a good hook to Beefcake's body.
Beefcake looks to land a combination but Eastwood avoids it well.
Beefcake looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Beefcake takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Beefcake staying out of range there.
Good exchange - Eastwood coming out on top.
Beefcake looks to land a combination. Eastwood sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A swing and a miss from Eastwood.
Beefcake misses with a wild combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Eastwood misses.
Eastwood lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Beefcake throws a shot to the body.
Eastwood misses with the combination.
Eastwood ducks under a wild hook from Beefcake.
Eastwood fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Beefcake on the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Eastwood.
Eastwood pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A slow jab from Eastwood misses its intended target.
Eastwood missing with a left hand there. Beefcake was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Eastwood throws the left hand but Beefcake avoids the punch easily.
Eastwood tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beefcake was well out of range. Poor timing from Eastwood.
Eastwood works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Eastwood is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Beefcake had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Beefcake is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Eastwood.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beefcake loads up on a big right hand but Eastwood slips the punch.
Eastwood looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefcake lands a body shot.
Eastwood swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beefcake rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Eastwood moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Eastwood throws a body shot but no joy.
Beefcake moves out of range as Eastwood strikes.
Beefcake jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Beefcake takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Beefcake ducks under a wild hook from Eastwood.
Eastwood displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beefcake throws out the jab.
Beefcake ducks under a wild hook from Eastwood.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beefcake throws a hook but Eastwood avoids it easily.
Eastwood lands a right hook to the body.
Beefcake misses with a wild body shot.
Eastwood keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beefcake.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clint Eastwood dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Clint Eastwood's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Beefcake swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Eastwood misses with a hook. Beefcake ducked under it nicely.
Beefcake tries to bum rush Eastwood with a series of wild strikes but Eastwood uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Eastwood misses with a hook. Beefcake ducked under it nicely.
Beefcake scores with a jab.
Eastwood lands a body shot.
Eastwood keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beefcake.
Beefcake lands a nice shot to the body.
Eastwood throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beefcake sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beefcake throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Beefcake slips a jab from Eastwood.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefcake misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Eastwood.
Eastwood avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Eastwood misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beefcake.
The fighters circle momentarily. Beefcake darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Beefcake scores with a hook to the body. Eastwood takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefcake looks to land a left hand but Eastwood moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Eastwood misses.
Eastwood on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Eastwood throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Beefcake counters with a straight right hand.
Eastwood throws a big shot that misses.
Beefcake looks to land a combination but Eastwood avoids it well.
Beefcake misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Eastwood.
Eastwood misses with an uppercut. Beefcake saw that one coming.
Beefcake looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Beefcake blocks a jab.
Eastwood takes a swing at Beefcake's ribcage but misses.
Beefcake walks into a left hand.
Beefcake scores with a nice head shot.
Beefcake lands with a hook. Eastwood tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Eastwood throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Beefcake lands a big right hand that sends Eastwood crashing to the mat! Beefcake stays standing though and waves Eastwood back to his feet!

Eastwood is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beefcake thuds a left hand into Eastwood's body.
Eastwood is still on wobbly legs! Can Beefcake finish him?
Eastwood is breathing heavily.
Eastwood gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Beefcake gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brutus Beefcake!