PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Greedy Assfister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scotty Fartsmells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Assfister
vs
Fartsmells

165 cm
25
146 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
143 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Greedy Assfister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Scotty Fartsmells!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Assfister tries to clinch up
and Fartsmells counters with a slapping leg kick.
Assfister wants to clinch.
Assfister tries to clinch up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fartsmells lands a nice looking body kick.
Assfister wants to clinch

and Fartsmells counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Assfister definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fartsmells with a knee to the head.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fartsmells avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fartsmells tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fartsmells trying to land knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister lands an elbow inside.
Fartsmells tries to land knees in the clinch but Assfister avoids the damage to the body.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister managing to block the knees to the body from Fartsmells.
Fartsmells missing with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fartsmells misses with a knee to the head.
Fartsmells lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Fartsmells misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Assfister.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Fartsmells looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Assfister blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Assfister just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fartsmells's brow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Fartsmells leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fartsmells misses with a knee to the head.
Fartsmells throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Assfister blocks it with crossed arms.
Fartsmells misses with a knee strike.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fartsmells avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fartsmells takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Scotty Fartsmells has been cut.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fartsmells tries to land knees in the clinch but Assfister avoids the damage to the body.
Fartsmells with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.
Fartsmells with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fartsmells blocks the elbow strike.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Fartsmells throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Assfister blocks it with crossed arms.
Fartsmells looking to throw knees to the head but Assfister is blocking nicely.
Fartsmells misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Assfister.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fartsmells avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fartsmells using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Assfister has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fartsmells missing with knees to the body.
Assfister blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fartsmells tries a knee to the head but Assfister blocks it.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Fartsmells lands a nice knee to the body.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Fartsmells throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Assfister blocks it with crossed arms.
Fartsmells is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Assfister is defending well for now.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Assfister lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Scotty Fartsmells will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Scotty Fartsmells's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Assfister wants to clinch
and Fartsmells makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Assfister moves in looking to clinch but Fartsmells pushes him off.
Assfister tries to clinch but Fartsmells moves out of range.
Fartsmells throws a push kick but Assfister slaps the foot to one side.
Assfister looks to clinch

and Fartsmells moves into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fartsmells with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Fartsmells obliges.
Fartsmells lands a good knee to the midsection. Assfister won't want to take too many of those.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister avoiding damage as Fartsmells throws knees to the body.
Fartsmells is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Assfister is defending well for now.
Fartsmells looking to throw knees to the head but Assfister is blocking nicely.
Fartsmells avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Scotty Fartsmells seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fartsmells blocks the elbow strike.
Fartsmells utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Fartsmells dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Fartsmells blocks the elbow strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Fartsmells leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fartsmells trying to land knees to the body.
Fartsmells with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Assfister blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister lands an elbow inside that Fartsmells shrugs off.
Fartsmells avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Assfister gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knees in the clinch landing for Fartsmells.
Assfister managing to block the knees to the body from Fartsmells.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fartsmells throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fartsmells blocks the elbow strike.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Fartsmells dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Fartsmells throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fartsmells misses with a knee to the head.
Fartsmells tries to land knees in the clinch but Assfister avoids the damage to the body.
Fartsmells dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Fartsmells leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Assfister gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Fartsmells dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fartsmells tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Assfister avoids it.
Assfister lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Scotty Fartsmells's cut even more.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Fartsmells misses with a knee strike.
Fartsmells tries to land knees in the clinch but Assfister avoids the damage to the body.
Fartsmells utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fartsmells blocks the elbow strike.
Fartsmells is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Assfister is defending well for now.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fartsmells tries a knee to the head but Assfister blocks it.
Fartsmells using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Assfister has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fartsmells missing with knees to the body.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Assfister has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Assfister lands a nice elbow.
Fartsmells tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fartsmells with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Greedy Assfister will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Scotty Fartsmells's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Assfister has Fartsmells up against the cage in a clinch.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Assfister lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fartsmells throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Fartsmells misses with a knee strike.
Fartsmells connects with a knee to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Assfister blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.
Fartsmells landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fartsmells throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fartsmells misses with a knee strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Fartsmells takes an elbow to the temple.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Assfister blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fartsmells trying to land knees to the body.
Fartsmells looking to throw knees to the head but Assfister is blocking nicely.
Fartsmells avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Fartsmells takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fartsmells is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Assfister is defending well for now.
Fartsmells avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Fartsmells dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assfister blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fartsmells avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister pushes off an throws an elbow but Fartsmells leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fartsmells landing knees to the head.
Assfister lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fartsmells blocks the elbow strike.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister lands an elbow inside that Fartsmells shrugs off.
Fartsmells with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Fartsmells tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fartsmells misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Assfister.
Fartsmells tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fartsmells tries to land knees in the clinch but Assfister avoids the damage to the body.
Fartsmells tries to land knees in the clinch but Assfister avoids the damage to the body.
Fartsmells throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fartsmells trying to land knees to the body.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Fartsmells tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fartsmells misses with a knee to the head.
Assfister managing to block the knees to the body from Fartsmells.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Assfister lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The cut above Scotty Fartsmells's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.
Fartsmells with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fartsmells dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Fartsmells tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fartsmells lands a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fartsmells with a knee to the head.
Fartsmells blocks the elbow strike.
Fartsmells using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Assfister has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Assfister misses with an elbow over the top.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fartsmells unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Fartsmells tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fartsmells missing with knees to the body.
Fartsmells avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Fartsmells misses with a knee strike.
Fartsmells blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Assfister.
Fartsmells misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Assfister.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Scotty Fartsmells.
I think Fartsmells has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 29:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 29:28
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a draw!