PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Владисл (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frekkas Poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Владисл has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Владисл seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Владисл
vs
Poop

179 cm
23
175 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

165 cm
22
168 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

Knock Out Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Владисл!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frekkas Poop!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Vladimir Khabensky and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Владисл fails to land the takedown.
Владисл shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Poop but Poop pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Poop stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Владисл. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Poop lands a jab-cross combination.
Владисл closes this distance looking for a takedown but Poop circles away.

Poop gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Владисл shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Poop as he avoids it easily.
Владисл is breathing heavily.
Poop throws a good cross that connects.
A left lands for Poop.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Владисл ducks right into an uppercut from Poop.
A nice combination there by Poop.
Владисл on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The fighters circle momentarily. Poop darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice combo by Poop! Oh, that's hurt him - Владисл falls to the canvas and Poop follows him into side control.

Владисл is rocked!

It looks like Владисл has been cut.
Владисл being controlled for a moment.
Oh Владисл is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Poop stands up and beckons Владисл to his feet.
Владисл seems to have got his legs back now.
Poop bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Владисл's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Poop clinches up against the cage.
Poop throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Poop pushes Владисл up against the cage in a clinch.

Poop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Left hook, right uppercut from Poop.
Poop closes the distance and lands a one-two.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Poop digs a good body shot into Владисл's ribs.

Poop clinches.
Poop scores with a hook to the body.
Poop has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

Poop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Владисл has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Владисл takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A nice combination there by Poop.
Poop closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Poop forces Владисл back against the cage and clinches.
Poop lands a nice shot to the body.
Poop lands a shoulder strike.
A short left from Poop.
Poop scores with a hook to the body.

Poop manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Poop breaks from the clinch.
Poop scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Poop!
A lazy left from Poop finds it's target.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A right hook to the body lands for Poop.
Nice body punch from Poop.
Poop works on Владисл's body with a couple of short punches.
Poop lands a left hand that snaps the head of Владисл backwards.
Poop works on Владисл's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Poop.
Poop lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Poop lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Владисл takes a shot to the head.

Poop pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Poop throws a series of strikes that have Владисл backpedaling.
Poop throws a series of strikes that have Владисл backpedaling.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Владисл. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Poop moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Владисл looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Poop scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Владисл doesn't seem bothered though.
Frekkas Poop is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Poop has closed the distance and engaged Владисл in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Poop manages to break the clinch.

Poop rushes Владисл and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Poop presses Владисл against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Владисл takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Poop.
Poop cracks Владисл with a nice body shot.
Knees in the clinch landing for Poop.
Poop lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nice body punch from Poop.
Poop lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poop tests Владисл's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Poop lands a nice shot to the body.

Poop pushes Владисл up against the cage in a clinch.

Poop breaks from the clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poop scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Poop goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Poop scores with a jab. Владисл acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Poop has managed to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poop lands with a left to the head.
Poop digs a right hand into Владисл's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Владисл's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Poop - that landed with a thud.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poop comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Владисл tries to keep at a distance but Poop has taken the fight into the clinch.
Poop lands a shot to the body.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poop is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Владисл had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Poop lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Владисл backs up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Poop looks to land a combination. Владисл sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Poop scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Poop punishes Владисл's body with a nice straight punch.
Poop scores with a one two! Владисл had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Poop lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Poop lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Poop.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Poop stuffs the takedown attempt from Владисл. Владисл gets slowly back to his feet.
Poop looks to land a combination. Владисл sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Poop closes the distance and lands a one-two.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frekkas Poop dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Владисл's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Poop lands a two punch combo.
Poop stuffs the takedown attempt from Владисл. Владисл gets slowly back to his feet.
Владисл has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Poop finds it's way round the side to connect with Владисл's head.
Poop stalks Владисл and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Владисл's face. Владисл staggers backwards, shaken.
Владисл shoots for a takedown but Poop saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Poop darts in and clinches Владисл up against the cage.
Poop makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Poop lands an elbow just above Владисл 's eye.

Poop manages to break the clinch.
Poop lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

Poop has closed the distance and engaged Владисл in a clinch.

Poop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Poop connects with a body shot.
A nice combination there by Poop.
Poop uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Left hook, right uppercut from Poop.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Poop lands a right hook to the body.
Poop looks to land a combination. Владисл sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A jab from Poop does it's job there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop throws a combination. Владисл tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Poop lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A decent looking cross lands there for Poop.
Poop goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Poop rushes Владисл and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Владисл wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Владисл. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Poop lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Poop connects with a nasty looking knee right to Владисл's face.
Владисл goes for a takedown attempt but Poop pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Poop lands a two punch combo.
Poop scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Frekkas Poop is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Poop ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Poop cracks Владисл with a right hand to the side of the head.

Poop clinches up against the cage.
Poop cracks Владисл with a nice body shot.
Poop throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Poop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Владисл.

Poop gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Владисл takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Владисл fails to land the takedown.
Владисл looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Poop lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

Poop moves into the clinch.

Poop breaks from the clinch.
Poop throws a series of strikes that have Владисл backpedaling.
Poop throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Poop cracks Владисл with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Poop scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Poop lands a two punch combo.
Poop keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Poop lands a two punch combo.
Владисл shoots in but no luck this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Владисл drops his hands momentarily and Poop takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Poop works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Владисл takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Владисл shoots in but no luck this time.
Владисл takes one to the chin there.
A nice combination there by Poop.
Poop moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Владисл with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Poop to score with a decent uppercut.

Poop clinches with his opponent.

Poop manages to break the clinch.
Poop scores with a three punch combo!
Владисл throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Poop's waist but Poop gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Владисл off to one side.
Danga de danga de dang - Poop scores with a four punch combination!
Poop lands a glancing blow to the side of Владисл's head.
Владисл looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Poop is fending him off so far but Владисл persists. Nope, Poop circles away and we're back to standing.
Poop scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Poop drives through and clinches with Владисл against the cage.
Frekkas Poop seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Poop lands with a right to the head.
Poop gets through Владисл's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Poop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Poop fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Владисл on the side of the head.
Владисл misses with a takedown attempt - Poop sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Poop moves into range and clinches up with Владисл.
Владисл tries for a takedown. No joy.

Poop breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Владисл has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Владисл shoots for a double leg takedown but Poop sprawls well. He's pushed Владисл's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Poop.
Poop scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Poop throws a combination. Владисл tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Poop scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Poop is working the combinations to good effect here.
A nice combination there by Poop.
Владисл fails with a takedown attempt.
Poop lands with a nice combination. Владисл backs away looking to recover.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frekkas Poop showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Владисл's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Владисл fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Poop lands a two punch combo.
Владисл has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Владисл there as he acknowledges the shot.
Frekkas Poop seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Владисл takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Danga de danga de dang - Poop scores with a four punch combination!
Poop lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Poop rushes Владисл and presses him up against the cage.
Poop lands a nice shot to the body.
Poop working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Poop works on Владисл's body with a couple of short punches.
Poop lands a shot to the body.
Владисл takes a shot to the head.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poop lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Владисл backs up against the cage.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Poop!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Poop cracks Владисл with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Владисл seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Poop lands with a right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice combination there by Poop.
Poop scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Владисл doesn't seem bothered though.
Poop ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop lands with a nice combination. Владисл backs away looking to recover.
Владисл changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Poop tries to avoid it but Владисл manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Poop to the ground. Poop escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Владисл takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Владисл fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Владисл. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Poop lands a really nice looking cross but Владисл seems unphased.
Владисл looks for a takedown but Poop sprawls well.
Poop connects with a crisp jab.

Poop clinches up against the cage.
Владисл takes a shot to the head.

Poop breaks the clinch.

Poop closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Poop as the two fighters clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Poop.
Poop throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Poop landing knees to the head.
Poop has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Poop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Владисл decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Poop taking some punishment here, with Владисл in his half guard.
Владисл will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop wants to improve his position but Владисл is controlling well.
Poop trying to control but Владисл postures up.
Владисл not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Владисл thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Владисл not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Poop keeping control of the position.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Владисл takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Владисл shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Poop pinned against the cage. Poop gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Poop moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poop sizes up Владисл with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Poop lands a jab-cross combination.

Poop clinches with his opponent.
Poop gets through Владисл's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Poop landing knees to the body.
Владисл can't get the takedown.

Poop pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Владисл shoots for a takedown but Poop saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Poop lands a two punch combo.
Poop fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Владисл looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Poop scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Владисл has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Poop slips under a jab from Владисл.
Poop moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Владисл fails with a takedown attempt.

Владисл tries to keep at a distance but Poop has taken the fight into the clinch.
Poop working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Poop escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Poop moves into range and connects with a jab.

Владисл tries to keep at a distance but Poop has taken the fight into the clinch.
Poop lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Владисл drops down looking for an ankle pick but Poop pulls his leg out and moves away.
Poop lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Владисл fails with the takedown.

Poop clinches.

Poop manages to break the clinch.
Poop lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Poop lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Poop.

Poop moves into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Poop lands with a light punch inside.
Владисл throws a punch but it's blocked by Poop.

Poop breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Poop ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Frekkas Poop is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Poop ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Frekkas Poop comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Poop winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight for Frekkas Poop!
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight for Frekkas Poop!
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight for Frekkas Poop!

Frekkas Poop wins by unanimous decision!