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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Flapjacks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mestre Bimba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flapjacks comes to the cage accompanied by Michael Jackson-The Way you Make me Feel. Bimba is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Quadras by Mestre Bimba. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mestre Bimba was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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205 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Flapjacks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mestre Bimba!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bimba misses the shot to the body.
Flapjacks throws a nice looking combination but Bimba bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bimba dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Flapjacks throws a jab when Bimba was well out of range.
Flapjacks throws a series of punches but Bimba avoids them all with ease.
Bimba looks to land a combination. Flapjacks sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bimba moves away from the strike by Flapjacks.
Bimba drops his hands momentarily and Flapjacks takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bimba feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Flapjackss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bimba. Flapjacks does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bimba uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Flapjacks.
Flapjacks misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bimba is looking to chop away at Flapjacks's legs.
Bimba pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bimba has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bimba throws a combination that misses
and Flapjacks cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bimba is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Flapjacks.
Bimba throws a right hand that misses
and Flapjacks counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bimba lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bimba feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Flapjacks's calf.
Bimba throws a leg kick which misses Flapjacks's front leg but catches the back leg as Flapjacks tries to avoid it.
Bimba throws a low kick but Flapjacks moves out of range easily.
Bimba tries a low kick but Flapjacks avoids it.
A low kick from Bimba is predictable there
and Flapjacks counters with a body kick that stops Bimba in his tracks momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bimba takes a swing at Flapjacks's ribcage but misses.
Flapjacks gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bimba.
A right handed body shot lands from Bimba.
Bimba misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bimba throws an elbow but it misses.
Flapjacks takes an elbow to the temple.
Flapjacks tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Flapjacks misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bimba can't find room to land a body shot as Flapjacks controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Bimba.
Bimba misses with a punch to the body.
Bimba makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Flapjacks is trying to stall.
Bimba fails to pull guard.
Bimba lands a body shot in the clinch.
Flapjacks tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Flapjacks tries to work over Bimba's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Flapjacks takes an elbow to the temple.
A body shot lands from Bimba.
Flapjacks is breathing heavily.
Bimba lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bimba can't find room to land a body shot as Flapjacks controls the action.
A short right from Bimba on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flapjacks stalling in the clinch but Bimba improves position.
Bimba stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bimba works on Flapjacks's body with a couple of short punches.
Bimba managing to block the knees to the body from Flapjacks.
Bimba lands a right hand.
Nice elbow from Bimba.
Flapjacks is rocked!
Bimba works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Oh Flapjacks is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bimba sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Flapjacks seems to have got his legs back now.
Bimba works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Bimba in particular looking to stall.
Bimba looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Flapjacks with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bimba missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bimba content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Bimba has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bimba throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Flapjacks is refusing to be controlled, as Bimba sits in half guard.
Bimba with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Flapjacks controlling the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mestre Bimba dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Flapjacks keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bimba.
Flapjacks slips a jab and a cross from Bimba.
Bimba tries to land a body kick
and Flapjacks counters with a three punch combo that has Bimba backing up. Bimba nods at Flapjacks to acknowledge the strikes.
Flapjacks throws a big shot that misses.
Bimba swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bimba circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bimba counters with a thumping low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bimba tries a head kick but it misses.
Bimba throws a left and a right that both miss
and Flapjacks counters with a series of strikes. Bimba will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bimba thows a leg kick but Flapjacks checks it
and Flapjacks counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bimba throws out a loose jab but Flapjacks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bimba moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bimba.
Bimba misses with a punch to the body.
Bimba lands an elbow inside that Flapjacks shrugs off.
Bimba has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Flapjacks scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Flapjacks takes an elbow to the forehead.
Flapjacks stalling in the clinch but Bimba improves position.
Bimba lands a right hand that snaps the head of Flapjacks backwards.
Bimba tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bimba misses with a body punch.
Bimba has Flapjacks pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Bimba pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Flapjacks tumbling to the mat - Bimba dives into Flapjacks's guard.
Bimba is stalling in the full guard.
Bimba missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flapjacks keeping moving, preventing Bimba from controlling successfully.
Bimba trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bimba looking to sit in guard and control but Flapjacks gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Flapjacks preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Flapjacks lands a couple of elbows.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bimba is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Flapjacks trying to control the position from guard on top but Bimba is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bimba is looking to stand up but Flapjacks isn't so interested in that idea.
Bimba looking for a guillotine here but Flapjacks defends easily.
Bimba is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bimba has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Flapjacks can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Flapjacks stopping the sweep attempt from Bimba.
Flapjacks is looking to stand up but Bimba won't let him.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bimba delivers a nice body kick.
Fred Flapjacks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bimba.
Bimba fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flapjacks manages to avoid it.
A jab lands there for Bimba.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mestre Bimba showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Bimba misses with an uppercut.
Bimba misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bimba drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Flapjacks takes a swing at Bimba's ribcage but misses.
Mestre Bimba seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Flapjacks fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bimba throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bimba throws a low kick but it's checked well by Flapjacks.
Bimba throws a body kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bimba scores with the left hand. Flapjacks knows he should have avoided that one.
Flapjacks misses with a jab, cross combination.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bimba.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Flapjacks steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bimba.
A jab from Bimba misses.
Bimba fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Flapjacks checks it well.
Bimba scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Flapjacks is trying to escape the position but Bimba is controlling the position.
Bimba misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Bimba cracks Flapjacks with a big right hand but Flapjacks just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Bimba thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Bimba controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flapjacks is not content to let Bimba control the position.
Flapjacks is looking to reverse the position.
Bimba working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Flapjacks is looking for a sweep.
Bimba throws a strike aimed at the side of Flapjacks's head but Flapjacks avoids it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Bimba's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
An elbow from Bimba crashes against the mat.
Bimba creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Bimba wants to lay and pray for a moment but Flapjacks keeps working.
Bimba is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Bimba fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flapjacks misses with a hook.
Bimba lands a nice leg kick that just misses Flapjacks's sensitive parts.
Fred Flapjacks has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Flapjacks connects with a looping right hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bimba lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Flapjacks has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Flapjacks and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bimba tries to work over Flapjacks's front leg with a kick but Flapjacks checks it.
Flapjacks takes one on the button.
Bimba takes a swing at Flapjacks's ribcage but misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nice body kick from Bimba.
Mestre Bimba is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Bimba fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bimba lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Flapjacks at a distance.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mestre Bimba comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bimba has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mestre Bimba!
After winning the bout, Mestre Bimba thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Fred Flapjacks was interviewed post fight and said 'Thanks to HGH Nutrients and Finn Fighter Nutrition for their sponsorships!'.
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energy
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