PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Lemmywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Psycho Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lemmywinks
vs
Boy

198 cm
19
194 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

180 cm
20
200 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alexander Lemmywinks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Psycho Boy!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lemmywinks is looking to land body kicks.
A punch combination from Boy misses.
Boy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Lemmywinks is fending him off so far but Boy persists. Nope, Lemmywinks circles away and we're back to standing.
Lemmywinks connects with a high kick.
Lemmywinks lands a leg kick that knocks Boy off balance momentarily.
Lemmywinks throws a leg kick but Boy moved away.

Boy darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Lemmywinks tries to roll over but Boy keeps him under control.
Boy thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lemmywinks gets full guard.
Lemmywinks knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Boy on the ground.
Boy working some strikes from top position.
Boy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lemmywinks keeping moving, preventing Boy from controlling successfully.
Boy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Boy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Boy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A low kick from Boy is predictable there
and Lemmywinks counters with a good, hard body kick but Boy shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy tries for a takedown but Lemmywinks sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Lemmywinks throws a leg kick but Boy moved away.
Boy shoots in but no luck this time.
Alexander Lemmywinks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Psycho Boy.
Lemmywinks misses with a kick to the body.
Boy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boy throws a big shot that misses.
Lemmywinks avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lemmywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boy fails with the takedown.
Boy scores with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy closes the distance and clinches up with Lemmywinks, looking for a takedown. Boy pushes Lemmywinks against the cage but Lemmywinks circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A solid body kick from Lemmywinks.
Boy blocks a head kick by Lemmywinks.
Lemmywinks is looking to slow Boy down with leg kicks.
Lemmywinks throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Boy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boy misses with a hook
and Lemmywinks counters with a nice kick to the body.
Boy tries for a takedown but Lemmywinks sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lemmywinks moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lemmywinks displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Boy throws out the jab.
Lemmywinks tries to work over Boy's front leg with a kick but Boy checks it.
Boy misses with a looping right.
Boy fails to land with a series of punches.
Boy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lemmywinks circles away quickly and effectively.
Lemmywinks scores with a nice body kick.
Lemmywinks buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lemmywinks connects with the punch.
Boy shoots for a double leg takedown but Lemmywinks sprawls well. He's pushed Boy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexander Lemmywinks dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Lemmywinks tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Boy is able to avoid easily.
A head kick by Boy misses
and Lemmywinks counters with a slapping leg kick.
Boy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Boy moves out of range as Lemmywinks throws a body kick.
Boy throws a lazy uppercut
and Lemmywinks counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lemmywinks throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lemmywinks thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Boy if he has to take too many more of those.
Lemmywinks scores with a head kick. Boy tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Boy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lemmywinks.
Boy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lemmywinks really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boy misses with a body punch
and Lemmywinks counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Psycho Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lemmywinks looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Alexander Lemmywinks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lemmywinks throws the kick towards the body but Boy avoids it.
Lemmywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Boy moves out of range easily.
Lemmywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lemmywinks as he jumps to the side.
Boy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lemmywinks throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lemmywinks ducks under a wild hook from Boy.
Lemmywinks feints and then cracks Boy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Boy down.
Boy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Boy checks the leg kick.
Boy throws a lazy uppercut
and Lemmywinks counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
A good leg kick by Lemmywinks.
Lemmywinks lands a nice looking kick to the body. Boy takes a step back to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lemmywinks throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lemmywinks is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boy can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy throws a hook but Lemmywinks blocks it.
A solid body kick from Lemmywinks.
Boy lands with a hook. Lemmywinks tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lemmywinks.
Lemmywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Boy misses with a hook. Lemmywinks ducked under it nicely.
Lemmywinks throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Boy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lemmywinks lands a nice leg kick that just misses Boy's sensitive parts.

Boy gets a double leg takedown into Lemmywinks's guard.
Boy postures up in Lemmywinks's guard and throws a big left but Lemmywinks blocks it.
Boy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lemmywinks will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Boy wants to pass the guard but Lemmywinks is keeping the position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boy postures up in Lemmywinks's guard and throws a big left but Lemmywinks blocks it.
Lemmywinks tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Boy postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexander Lemmywinks dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Boy scores with a jab to the body.
Lemmywinks staying out of range there.
Boy swings widly with a right hand
and Lemmywinks counters with a nice leg kick.
Boy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lemmywinks sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lemmywinks lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Boy moves out of range of the body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lemmywinks lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Boy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Boy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Boy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lemmywinks lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Boy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Boy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lemmywinks uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boy.
Lemmywinks is looking to chop away at Boy's legs.
Boy misses with a takedown attempt - Lemmywinks sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lemmywinks lands a high kick!
Lemmywinks fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Boy.
Lemmywinks misses with a body kick.
Boy missing with a left hand there. Lemmywinks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lemmywinks.
Boy fails with a takedown attempt.
Alexander Lemmywinks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Psycho Boy.
Boy misses with a hook. Lemmywinks ducked under it nicely.
Lemmywinks with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Boy throws a series of punches but Lemmywinks moves out of range.
Boy might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Lemmywinks throws a low kick but it's checked well by Boy.
Boy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Boy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lemmywinks pushes Boy away with a front kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lemmywinks lands with a nice body kick.
Lemmywinks misses with a kick to the body.
Lemmywinks moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Boy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lemmywinks. Lemmywinks obviously looking to wear him down.
Boy misses with a hook. Lemmywinks ducked under it nicely.
A good leg kick by Lemmywinks.
Boy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lemmywinks makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Boy really felt that one!
Boy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lemmywinks checks it well.
Psycho Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy misses with a looping left.
Boy misses with a right hand
and Lemmywinks counters with a good, hard body kick but Boy shrugs it off.
Boy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Boy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Boy misses with a body punch
and Lemmywinks counters with a body kick.
Lemmywinks lands a front kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lemmywinks throws a front kick that sends Boy stumbling back into the cage.
Lemmywinks scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Lemmywinks!
Lemmywinks lands a high kick!

And that's the end of the fight!
Alexander Lemmywinks showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lemmywinks, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alexander Lemmywinks!