PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juha Koistinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aster Roid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roid has chosen Awesome God as his entrance music. Juha Koistinen could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Aster Roid's chin.

Koistinen
vs
Roid

192 cm
34
287 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

193 cm
25
169 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juha Koistinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Aster Roid!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Roid misses.

Koistinen closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Roid's guard.
Roid controls Koistinen momentarily but Koistinen frees himself.
Roid controlling the position.
Roid wants to get back to his feet but Koistinen is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Roid is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Koistinen not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Koistinen throwing strikes from guard but Roid blocks nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roid keeping moving, preventing Koistinen from controlling successfully.
Koistinen slips nicely into half guard.
Koistinen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Roid defending well though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roid is trying to stand back up but Koistinen is controlling him

Koistinen is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Roid doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Koistinen.
Roid keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Roid is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Koistinen stops Roid from getting back to his feet.

Koistinen is working for a kimura but Roid is defending it quite comfortably.

Koistinen is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Roid doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Koistinen.
Roid is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Koistinen working over Roid with some ground and pound. Roid looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roid is trying to get back to full guard.
Koistinen trying to pass the guard but Roid defending well.
Koistinen is thwarting Roid's attempts to control the position.
Roid is trying to get back to full guard.
Roid trying to control but Koistinen postures up.
Koistinen passes to full mount!
Koistinen wants to control but instead Roid manages to regain half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roid is looking to control Koistinen's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Roid avoid being mounted?
Koistinen not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Roid is looking to improve his position.
Koistinen working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Roid avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Koistinen.
Koistinen tries to pass the half guard into mount. Roid knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Roid trying to control from the bottom.

Koistinen is trying to work for a kimura but Roid is defending well.
Koistinen tries to pass the half guard into mount. Roid knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Koistinen frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Koistinen postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Roid in real trouble here! The ref calls for Roid to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Juha Koistinen!
During a confident post fight interview, Juha Koistinen thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Aster Roid had this to say: 'Thank you Jesus!! I will get better!!'.