PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fapping Vigorously (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jallu Tiikanmaailma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fapping Vigorously could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jallu Tiikanmaailma's chin.

Vigorously
vs
Tiikanmaailma

165 cm
21
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

177 cm
25
165 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fapping Vigorously!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jallu Tiikanmaailma!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vigorously looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tiikanmaailma darts in looking for a takedown but Vigorously gets double underhooks and turns Tiikanmaailma into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Vigorously creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tiikanmaailma is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Vigorously to keep the fight standing.
Vigorously misses with a body punch.
Vigorously lands a right hand.
Vigorously presses Tiikanmaailma against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Vigorously stalls.
Tiikanmaailma throws a head punch that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Vigorously.
Vigorously makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiikanmaailma trying to stall but Vigorously improves his position.
Tiikanmaailma jumps guard but Vigorously turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Fapping Vigorously has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jallu Tiikanmaailma.
A hook to the body from Vigorously.
Vigorously can't find room to land a body shot as Tiikanmaailma controls the action.
A short body shot lands from Vigorously as the two fighters clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vigorously lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Vigorously stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Tiikanmaailma looks winded!
Vigorously lands a nice uppercut.
Vigorously stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vigorously gets through Tiikanmaailma's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Vigorously displaying some good clinch control by pressing Tiikanmaailma up against the cage.
Vigorously lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tiikanmaailma backwards.
Vigorously lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Vigorously lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Good body shot from Vigorously.
A right hook to the body lands for Vigorously.
Vigorously pushes Tiikanmaailma back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tiikanmaailma prevents a body shot from Vigorously.
Vigorously lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiikanmaailma tries to break the clinch but Vigorously is controlling the position.
Still in the clinch, Vigorously scores with a nice short uppercut.
Vigorously tries to work over Tiikanmaailma's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vigorously tries a body shot but Tiikanmaailma blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Vigorously.
Vigorously lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice body punch from Vigorously - that landed with a thud.

Vigorously breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Vigorously scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Tiikanmaailma takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Vigorously looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tiikanmaailma takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tiikanmaailma shoots in looking for a takedown. Vigorously tries to sprawl out of it but Tiikanmaailma keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Vigorously manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Tiikanmaailma moves out of range as Vigorously throws a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vigorously throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Vigorously scores with a sloppy right hand. Tiikanmaailma should have avoided that one.
Vigorously connects with the punch.

Vigorously moves into range and clinches up with Tiikanmaailma.
Vigorously lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tiikanmaailma backwards.
Vigorously misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vigorously lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Vigorously works on Tiikanmaailma's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Vigorously.

Vigorously has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Tiikanmaailma clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vigorously lands punches and elbows.
Vigorously is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Vigorously gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Vigorously gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Vigorously apologises and we restart here on the feet.

Tiikanmaailma is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vigorously scores with a decent looking hook.
Tiikanmaailma is still on wobbly legs! Can Vigorously finish him?
Tiikanmaailma takes one on the button.
Vigorously looks to throw the jab but Tiikanmaailma is out of range.

Vigorously looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Tiikanmaailma!
The strikes coming from Vigorously are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Vigorously connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Tiikanmaailma some visible discomfort.
Tiikanmaailma seems to have recovered his senses.
Vigorously wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tiikanmaailma keeps working.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vigorously is really struggling to control Tiikanmaailma but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Tiikanmaailma takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fapping Vigorously dominated that round.
That's time! Vigorously's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Vigorously looks to land a combination but Tiikanmaailma avoids it well.
Fapping Vigorously seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Vigorously shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Vigorously is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tiikanmaailma can do to turn this around?
Vigorously wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tiikanmaailma keeps working.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Tiikanmaailma can do anything to dispel that myth.
Vigorously has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Vigorously throws a strike there. Tiikanmaailma manages to avoid it well and slips a leg under to get to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vigorously is taking a breather. Tiikanmaailma says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Vigorously has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vigorously missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Vigorously thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Tiikanmaailma keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Fapping Vigorously overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Vigorously missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Vigorously lands with a punch from half guard.
Tiikanmaailma taking some punishment here, with Vigorously in his half guard.
Vigorously throwing shots but Tiikanmaailma is blocking nicely.
Tiikanmaailma has hold of Vigorously's hands but Vigorously slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Vigorously thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Vigorously sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tiikanmaailma defending well though.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Vigorously in particular looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vigorously wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tiikanmaailma keeps working.
Tiikanmaailma avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Vigorously.
Tiikanmaailma is not content to let Vigorously control the position.
Vigorously performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Vigorously moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vigorously misses with a double jab

and Tiikanmaailma counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tiikanmaailma.
Vigorously looking for a sweep. Not yet Vigorously, not yet.

Vigorously working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Tiikanmaailma doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Tiikanmaailma manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Vigorously is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Tiikanmaailma got a little sloppy there for a moment and Vigorously has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Tiikanmaailma has managed to get both his arms back between Vigorously's legs - danger averted.
Vigorously wants to control but Tiikanmaailma passes easily into half guard.
Vigorously manages to get to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Vigorously is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Vigorously is on top in guard.

Vigorously throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Tiikanmaailma works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Vigorously sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Tiikanmaailma's guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Vigorously looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Vigorously sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tiikanmaailma defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fapping Vigorously dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Vigorously just misses with a punch to the body.
Fapping Vigorously is winning the standup battle so far.
Vigorously tries to clinch up.
Tiikanmaailma takes one to the side of the head.
Tiikanmaailma changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Vigorously tries to avoid it but Tiikanmaailma manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Vigorously to the ground. Vigorously escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Tiikanmaailma blocks a low kick nicely.
Vigorously throws a body punch but Tiikanmaailma moves out of range.
Tiikanmaailma ducks right into an uppercut from Vigorously.
Fapping Vigorously is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Vigorously misses with a two punch combination.
Tiikanmaailma throws a nice looking combination but Vigorously bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Vigorously misses with a two punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vigorously. Tiikanmaailma does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vigorously thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tiikanmaailma if he has to take too many more of those.
Vigorously throws a body punch but Tiikanmaailma moves out of range.
Vigorously lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tiikanmaailma at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vigorously is looking to clinch but Tiikanmaailma is avoiding it.
Vigorously tries to land a front kick but Tiikanmaailma steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tiikanmaailma uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vigorously.
Vigorously swinging wildly here.

Vigorously clinches.

Vigorously breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Vigorously fails to land with a series of punches.
Vigorously takes a swing at Tiikanmaailma's ribcage but misses.
Vigorously looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Vigorously tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tiikanmaailma was well out of range. Poor timing from Vigorously.
Vigorously misses with the combination.
Vigorously misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vigorously throws a hook but Tiikanmaailma avoids it easily.
Vigorously fails to land with a series of punches.
Tiikanmaailma tries to clinch up.
Vigorously jabs at Tiikanmaailma's body.
Tiikanmaailma looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Vigorously is fending him off so far but Tiikanmaailma persists. Nope, Vigorously circles away and we're back to standing.
Vigorously with a hook.

Vigorously darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vigorously looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Tiikanmaailma with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Tiikanmaailma really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Vigorously. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Vigorously thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Tiikanmaailma's head.
Vigorously is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vigorously throwing strikes from guard but Tiikanmaailma blocks nicely.
Tiikanmaailma looking to control.
Tiikanmaailma keeping moving, preventing Vigorously from controlling successfully.
Vigorously throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Vigorously in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Vigorously throws a big right hand that misses.
Vigorously is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Fapping Vigorously is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tiikanmaailma tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Vigorously swivels and escapes.
Fapping Vigorously has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jallu Tiikanmaailma.
Tiikanmaailma on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Vigorously. Vigorously obviously looking to wear him down.
Vigorously keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Tiikanmaailma takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tiikanmaailma has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Vigorously swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Tiikanmaailma gets caught flat footed, as Vigorously shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Vigorously not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Vigorously wants to control from the top but Tiikanmaailma keeps moving.
Vigorously trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fapping Vigorously showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Vigorously has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:25
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:25
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fapping Vigorously!