PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gun Slinga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donzel Fortunado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fortunado comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Bob Dylan-Knockin' on Heaven's Door kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Slinga
vs
Fortunado

194 cm
30
285 lbs
31 - 14 - 0

199 cm
37
270 lbs
40 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gun Slinga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Donzel Fortunado!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fortunado punishes Slinga's body with a nice straight punch.
A solid leg kick lands there for Slinga.
Fortunado connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

It looks like Gun Slinga has been cut.
Slinga is looking to clinch but Fortunado is avoiding it.
Fortunado tries to clinch there but Slinga circles away.
Fortunado's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Slinga connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fortunado scrambles back to his feet.
Slinga wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slinga thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fortunado loads up on a big right hand but Slinga slips the punch.
Slinga connects with a jab.
Gun Slinga seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fortunado misses with a lunging right hand
and Slinga counters with a nice body kick.
Fortunado connects with a leg kick. Slinga looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fortunado misses with a series of wild punches.
Slinga keeps Fortunado at a distance using the push kick.
Fortunado drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Donzel Fortunado has been cut.
Slinga looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fortunado throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slinga lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortunado uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slinga.
No joy there for Fortunado, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fortunado swats away the attempt to clinch by Slinga.
Fortunado keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slinga avoids a kick to the body.
Fortunado moves out of range of the body kick from Slinga.
Slinga throws a sloppy head kick
and Fortunado cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fortunado tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slinga manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fortunado misses with an uppercut.
An inside leg kick from Slinga misses.
Slinga lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Fortunado tries to bum rush Slinga with a series of wild strikes but Slinga uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Slinga keeps Fortunado at a distance using the push kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Slinga!
Fortunado looks winded!

Slinga closes the distance and pushes Fortunado back into the cage.
I was talking to Slinga's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Slinga lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A hook to the body from Slinga.
Slinga lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slinga stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slinga stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slinga lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slinga goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slinga stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slinga taking a breather.
Fortunado trying to land knees to the body.
Slinga lands a left hand.
Slinga works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slinga lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slinga lands with a left to the head.
Slinga tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Slinga breaks the clinch.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Slinga.
Slinga is looking to clinch.
Slinga connects with a solid leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Slinga.
Fortunado fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slinga on the side of the head.
Slinga throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fortunado misses with a head kick.
Slinga throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fortunado on the side of the head.
Slinga lands with a kick to the ribs.
A punch lands to the side of Fortunado 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slinga pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fortunado looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Fortunado gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Slinga gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gun Slinga!
An out of breath Gun Slinga thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.