PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Easy Mac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BIFF BUPHALICIOUS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mac comes to the cage accompanied by Dragon Ash. The crowd seem to be enjoying BUPHALICIOUS's choice of entrance music: Meet the Monster by Five Finger Death Punch. BIFF BUPHALICIOUS has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Easy Mac's chin.

Mac
vs
BUPHALICIOUS

195 cm
23
245 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

195 cm
22
265 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Easy Mac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, BIFF BUPHALICIOUS!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BUPHALICIOUS tries to clinch but Mac moves out of range.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to clinch up but Mac circles away and keeps his distance.
Mac darts in trying to clinch
and BUPHALICIOUS counters with a thumping low kick.
Mac closes the distance looking to clinch

and BUPHALICIOUS counters by clinching up.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Easy Mac has been cut.
Knees to the body from BUPHALICIOUS.
Mac is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
BUPHALICIOUS landing some nice looking knees to the body.

BUPHALICIOUS lands a big knee from the Thai clinch and Mac goes down hard! The ref takes a good look at him but he's still defending himself. BUPHALICIOUS in side control.
Mac tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
BUPHALICIOUS is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.

That's one minute gone in the round.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mac has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
BUPHALICIOUS not allowing Mac to control his hands.
BUPHALICIOUS biding his time, looking for the opening.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - BUPHALICIOUS's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.

Despite being in the dominant position, BIFF BUPHALICIOUS just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
BUPHALICIOUS moves in looking to clinch but Mac pushes him off.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mac misses with the combination.
Mac moves in looking to clinch but BUPHALICIOUS pushes him off.
Mac lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
BUPHALICIOUS uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mac.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BIFF BUPHALICIOUS dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Easy Mac's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

BUPHALICIOUS dodges the punch combination from Mac.
A combination from Mac does no damage.

Mac tries to keep at a distance but BUPHALICIOUS has taken the fight into the clinch.
A knee to the head by BUPHALICIOUS.
Mac is trying to break free.
BUPHALICIOUS looking to throw knees to the head but Mac is blocking nicely.
BUPHALICIOUS scores with a knee to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mac has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
BUPHALICIOUS unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mac lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees in the clinch landing for BUPHALICIOUS.
BUPHALICIOUS using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for BUPHALICIOUS.
BUPHALICIOUS connects with a knee to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Knees to the body from BUPHALICIOUS.
BUPHALICIOUS with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mac is trying to break the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS has him pressed against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a nice knee to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to land a knee to the head but Mac blocks with his arms.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to land a knee to the head but Mac blocks with his arms.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee to the head.

Mac manages to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mac closes the distance looking to clinch

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and BUPHALICIOUS counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by BUPHALICIOUS.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mac pushes off an throws an elbow but BUPHALICIOUS leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Mac wants to get back to striking at distance but BUPHALICIOUS won't allow it.
BUPHALICIOUS using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mac has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mac is trying to break free.
BUPHALICIOUS trying to land knees to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Mac can't break the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS prevents Mac from breaking the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS prevents Mac from breaking the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee to the head.
Mac wants to break free but BUPHALICIOUS has control.
Mac wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but BUPHALICIOUS has him pressed against the cage.
Mac trying to land knees to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Mac avoiding damage as BUPHALICIOUS throws knees to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to land a knee to the head but Mac blocks with his arms.
Mac is trying to break the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS has him pressed against the cage.
Mac tries to break the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the head.
Mac working some nice short punches in the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS looking to throw knees to the head but Mac is blocking nicely.
BUPHALICIOUS with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Mac scores with a shoulder strike.
BUPHALICIOUS with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Mac has had enough of the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS keeps him there for the moment.
Mac takes a knee right on the jaw!
Mac is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mac has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to land a knee to the head but Mac blocks with his arms.
Mac throws an elbow that misses.
Mac scores with a shoulder strike.
BUPHALICIOUS has Mac pushed against the cage.
Mac lands an uppercut.
BUPHALICIOUS throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mac blocks it with crossed arms.
BUPHALICIOUS landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Mac softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS looking to stall.
BUPHALICIOUS crunches a lovely knee into Mac's ribcage.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the head.
Mac wants to break the clinch but can't.
Mac wants to break free but BUPHALICIOUS has control.
BUPHALICIOUS scores with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mac tries to break the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS is controlling the position.
BUPHALICIOUS landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
BUPHALICIOUS is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but Mac blocks it.
Mac wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but BUPHALICIOUS has him pressed against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mac lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Mac wants to break free but BUPHALICIOUS has control.
BUPHALICIOUS scores with a knee to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS scores with a knee to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A left hand lands to the body for Mac.
Mac lands on the inside with an uppercut.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee strike.
BUPHALICIOUS keeps control of Mac as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
BIFF BUPHALICIOUS seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee strike.
BUPHALICIOUS using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mac has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee to the head.
Mac wants to break the clinch but can't.
Mac can't break the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS lands an elbow inside.
BUPHALICIOUS with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
BUPHALICIOUS throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mac blocks it with crossed arms.
Mac can't break the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS scores with a hook to the body.
Mac is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but Mac blocks it.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a nice knee to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS scores a nice knee to the body.
Mac has had enough of the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS keeps him there for the moment.
Mac is trying to break the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS has him pressed against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but Mac blocks it.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee strike.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to work over Mac's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mac trying to stall but BUPHALICIOUS improves his position.
A nice left hand lands by Mac.
BUPHALICIOUS scores with a knee to the head.
Mac is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS with an attempt at a knee that misses.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee strike.
Mac throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a nice knee to the body.
Mac wants to get back to striking at distance but BUPHALICIOUS won't allow it.
BUPHALICIOUS is pushing Mac up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Mac wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but BUPHALICIOUS has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BIFF BUPHALICIOUS showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Easy Mac's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Mac tries to bum rush BUPHALICIOUS with a series of wild strikes but BUPHALICIOUS uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mac circles away from the clinch attempt.
BUPHALICIOUS avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mac throws a leg kick but BUPHALICIOUS sees it coming and checks it nicely.
BUPHALICIOUS plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Mac throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
BUPHALICIOUS moves in looking to clinch but Mac pushes him off.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a high kick!
BUPHALICIOUS tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mac swats him away and circles back towards the center.
BUPHALICIOUS moves in looking to clinch but Mac pushes him off.
Easy Mac is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
BUPHALICIOUS moves in looking to clinch but Mac pushes him off.
No joy there for Mac, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mac circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - BUPHALICIOUS looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mac throws a right hand that BUPHALICIOUS ducks under and follows up with a left that BUPHALICIOUS also avoids with ease.
BUPHALICIOUS tries to clinch up but Mac circles away and keeps his distance.
BUPHALICIOUS fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mac swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and BUPHALICIOUS counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
BUPHALICIOUS landing some nice looking knees to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
BUPHALICIOUS using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mac has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mac wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the body.
Mac lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Mac digs a right hand into BUPHALICIOUS's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on BUPHALICIOUS's gas tank.
Mac scores with a nice hook to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mac lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
BUPHALICIOUS with an attempt at a knee that misses.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but Mac blocks it.
BUPHALICIOUS blocks a punch to the side of the head.
BUPHALICIOUS connects with a nasty looking knee right to Mac's face.
Mac is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Mac has had enough of the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS keeps him there for the moment.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BUPHALICIOUS looking to throw knees to the head but Mac is blocking nicely.
Mac is looking to break free of the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS has double underhooks.
BUPHALICIOUS with a knee to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but Mac blocks it.
BUPHALICIOUS keeps control of Mac as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
BUPHALICIOUS displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mac up against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Mac wants to break free but BUPHALICIOUS has control.
BUPHALICIOUS unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mac lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mac.

Mac breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mac lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mac avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mac clinches but BUPHALICIOUS breaks the clinch

and BUPHALICIOUS holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Mac fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
BUPHALICIOUS scores a nice knee to the body.
Easy Mac has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mac wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
BUPHALICIOUS connects with a nasty looking knee right to Mac's face.

Mac manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mac swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mac throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and BUPHALICIOUS moves into the clinch.
Mac lands a body shot.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the head.
Mac lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of BUPHALICIOUS backwards.
A short left from Mac.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS throws a knee to the head but misses.
BUPHALICIOUS using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Mac has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
BUPHALICIOUS prevents Mac from breaking the clinch.
Mac is looking to break free of the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS has double underhooks.
Mac lands a body shot.
BUPHALICIOUS connects with a nasty looking knee right to Mac's face.
BUPHALICIOUS landing knees to the body.
Mac taking a breather.
Mac wants to break free but BUPHALICIOUS has control.
Mac wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS scores with a knee to the head.
Mac throws a punch but it's blocked by BUPHALICIOUS.
Mac misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from BUPHALICIOUS.
Mac tries a body shot but BUPHALICIOUS blocks it.
Mac swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from BUPHALICIOUS.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
BUPHALICIOUS throws an elbow but it misses.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
BUPHALICIOUS throws a knee to the head but misses.
BUPHALICIOUS keeps control of Mac as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Mac is working BUPHALICIOUS over against the cage.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but Mac blocks it.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mac backwards.
Mac lands with a short punch from the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS throws a knee to the head but misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Mac.
A knee to the head by BUPHALICIOUS.
BUPHALICIOUS with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Mac softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mac lands a shot to the body.
BIFF BUPHALICIOUS is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
BUPHALICIOUS tries a knee to the head but Mac blocks it.
Mac works on BUPHALICIOUS's body with a couple of short punches.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from BUPHALICIOUS.
BUPHALICIOUS misses with a knee to the head.
Mac is looking to break free of the clinch but BUPHALICIOUS has double underhooks.
BUPHALICIOUS lands a knee to the body.
BUPHALICIOUS with a knee to the head.
BUPHALICIOUS prevents Mac from breaking the clinch.
BUPHALICIOUS unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mac lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from BUPHALICIOUS.
Mac doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
BIFF BUPHALICIOUS comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well BUPHALICIOUS has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 26:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 26:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BIFF BUPHALICIOUS!