PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wave Rider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hose B Not Hose A (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hose B Not Hose A has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Rider
vs
B Not Hose A

190 cm
19
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

190 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wave Rider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hose B Not Hose A!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rider shoots in but Not Hose A avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Not Hose A scores with a jab to the body.
Horrible takedown attempt by Rider or perhaps it was just good defense by Not Hose A, which made it look bad.
Not Hose A throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rider moves out of range as Not Hose A strikes.
Not Hose A throws a looping overhand right but Rider ducks down to avoid it.
Rider misses the shot to the body.
Rider doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rider tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Not Hose A swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wave Rider. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rider misses with a few strikes there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Not Hose A closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Wave Rider has been cut.
Not Hose A pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Not Hose A avoids a punch combination nicely.
Not Hose A keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Not Hose A.
Not Hose A lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Rider is rocked!
Not Hose A throws an uppercut from hell that sends Rider clean off his feet! He's out cold! Not Hose A stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hose B Not Hose A!
A victorious Hose B Not Hose A thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.