PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arne Kjolby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griswold kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION. Kjolby has chosen Killing in the name of... as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Arne Kjolby enters the cage!

Griswold
vs
Kjolby

190 cm
30
285 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

225 cm
29
280 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arne Kjolby!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kjolby throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kjolby swings for the body but Griswold moves out of range.
Griswold misses with a body kick.
Griswold misses with a looping right.
Kjolby dodges the punch combination from Griswold.
Kjolby slips under a jab from Griswold.
Griswold rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kjolby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Clark Griswold has been cut.
Griswold lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kjolby takes a step back to recover.
Griswold throws a looping overhand right but Kjolby ducks down to avoid it.
Clark Griswold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Griswold misses with a hook. Kjolby ducked under it nicely.
Kjolby jabs Griswold right on the nose. Griswold blinks but takes it well.
Kjolby blocks a jab.
Griswold slips a jab from Kjolby.
Kjolby is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kjolby bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Griswold's head backwards.
Griswold looks to throw the jab but Kjolby is out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Griswold throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kjolby lands with a right hand.
Griswold moves out of range of the body kick from Kjolby.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kjolby avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A cross from Kjolby lands.
Kjolby looks to land a left hand but Griswold moved out of range nicely.
Griswold throws a leg kick that misses.
Kjolby dodges the punch combination from Griswold.
Griswold misses with a hook.
Griswold keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Griswold throws out a loose jab but Kjolby uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab from Kjolby misses.
Griswold takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kjolby thows a body kick. Griswold tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Griswold takes one to the side of the head.
Kjolby throws a half hearted mid kick.
Griswold misses the jab.
Griswold ducks right into an uppercut from Kjolby.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Griswold slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kjolby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Griswold.
Griswold on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Clark Griswold's cut is getting worse.
Griswold fails to land with a series of punches.
Griswold looks to land a left hand but Kjolby moved out of range nicely.
Griswold is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kjolby.
Kjolby uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Griswold.
Griswold looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A jab lands there for Kjolby.
Griswold throws a jab when Kjolby was well out of range.
Griswold scores with a leg kick.
Griswold throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kjolby counters with a good, hard body kick but Griswold shrugs it off.
Griswold misses with a straight left.
A slapping body kick lands there for Kjolby.
Griswold is breathing heavily.
Kjolby works the jab nicely.
Kjolby takes a swing at Griswold's ribcage but misses.
Kjolby takes one to the side of the head.
Kjolby is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Griswold had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Kjolby goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kjolby connects with a good right hand that stumbles Griswold. Griswold circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Clark Griswold's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Griswold lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Griswold takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kjolby fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Griswold out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Arne Kjolby!
Arne Kjolby decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
The defeated Clark Griswold had this to say: 'Fuck this - now will I go home and fuck my thaiwife.'.