PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Juan Likehell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pow Pow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Likehell's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, King Drum. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Likehell
vs
Pow

170 cm
19
149 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
21
163 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Juan Likehell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pow Pow!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Columbo Gatti and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Likehell walks into a jab.
Likehell throws a lazy right hand but Pow sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A lazy body kick from Likehell
and Pow counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Likehell lands with a hook. Pow tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pow's coach down at Morbid Conditioning School $600 was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Pow's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Likehell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pow lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Likehell falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pow Pow!
Pow Pow really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Juan Likehell spoke after the fight, saying 'no Habla'.