PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Volga Overstreet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra comes to the cage accompanied by do it. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Viagra
vs
Overstreet

176 cm
38
165 lbs
30 - 16 - 1

176 cm
30
157 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Volga Overstreet!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, William Peck and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viagra tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Overstreet was well out of range. Poor timing from Viagra.
Viagra connects with the punch.

It looks like Volga Overstreet has been cut.
Overstreet misses with a low kick.
Viagra lands a glancing blow to the side of Overstreet's head.
Viagra throws a head kick but Overstreet moves out of range.
Viagra swings for the body but Overstreet moves out of range.
Overstreet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Viagra's calf.
Viagra throws a sloppy head kick and Overstreet moves out of range easily.
Viagra misses with a straight left.
Overstreet cracks the inside of Viagra's front leg.
Viagra connects with a looping right hand.
Overstreet connects with a body shot that sends Viagra's belly button to the back.
Viagra throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Overstreet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A punch lands to the side of Overstreet 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Overstreet ducks under a wild hook from Viagra.
Viagra lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Viagra.
Viagra will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Viagra throws a head kick but Overstreet moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Overstreet lands with a cross.
Viagra connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Viagra jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Viagra looks to throw the jab but Overstreet is out of range.
Viagra bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Overstreet's head backwards.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Viagra!

Overstreet is rocked!
Overstreet on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Overstreet is still on wobbly legs! Can Viagra finish him?
Viagra drops Overstreet with a straight right hand, right on the button! Viagra follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Emilio Viagra!
Emilio Viagra really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Sinister Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.