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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kaspers Gumijkoks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Barack Obama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kaspers Gumijkoks!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obama loads up on a big right hand but Gumijkoks slips the punch.
Obama swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Obama blocks a head kick by Gumijkoks.
Gumijkoks moves out of range of the strikes.
Obama jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gumijkoks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gumijkoks bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Obama misses with a looping left.
A head kick misses from Gumijkoks.
Gumijkoks drops his hands momentarily and Obama takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Gumijkoks defending well as Obama loads up on a big left hand.
Obama missing with a left hand there. Gumijkoks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obama connects with a body shot.
Obama throws out a loose jab but Gumijkoks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gumijkoks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gumijkoks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slow jab from Obama misses its intended target.
Gumijkoks tries a head kick but it misses.
Gumijkoks scores with a head kick.
Obama scores with a jab to the body.
Obama blocks a head kick by Gumijkoks.
Gumijkoks misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama with a hook.
Obama takes a swing at Gumijkoks's ribcage but misses.
Gumijkoks steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obama.
Gumijkoks blocks a jab.
Gumijkoks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Obama throws a jab when Gumijkoks was well out of range.
Obama blocks a head kick by Gumijkoks.
Obama takes a swing at Gumijkoks's ribcage but misses.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick but Obama moves out of range.
Gumijkoks tries a head kick but it misses.
Gumijkoks looks winded!
Gumijkoks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice combination there by Obama.
Obama throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gumijkoks slips under a jab from Obama.
Obama feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gumijkokss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kaspers Gumijkoks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obama scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Obama is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses.
Obama lands a body shot.
Gumijkoks is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Obama ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gumijkoks moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gumijkoks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gumijkoks moves forwards but Obama connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Gumijkoks uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obama.
Obama fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
An inside leg kick from Obama misses.
Gumijkoks shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Obama misses with a straight left.
Gumijkoks goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Obama misses with a double jab.
Obama swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Gumijkoks lands a head kick. Obama smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Obama lands a nice looking body shot.
Gumijkoks staying out of range there.
Gumijkoks uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obama.
Obama ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A slow jab from Obama misses its intended target.
Gumijkoks avoids the head kick by Obama.
A big left from Obama misses.
Gumijkoks moves forwards but Obama connects with a nice, crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obama darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Obama connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Gumijkoks walks into a straight right hand from Obama.
Obama is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Obama throws the left hand but Gumijkoks avoids the punch easily.
Gumijkoks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obama darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Obama lands a glancing blow to the side of Gumijkoks's head.
Obama lands a nice shot to the body.
Obama stuns Gumijkoks with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gumijkoks ducks under a wild hook from Obama.
Gumijkoks takes one to the side of the head.
Obama throws a hook to the side of Gumijkoks's head but Gumijkoks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gumijkoks takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Obama scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Obama misses with an uppercut. Gumijkoks saw that one coming.
Obama throws a shot to the body.
Obama bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gumijkoks's head backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obama throws a good cross that connects.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gumijkoks checks a leg kick.
Gumijkoks moves out of range of the strikes.
Gumijkoks tries a head kick but it misses.
Obama jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obama scores with a jab.
Nice straight punches there by Obama. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Obama.
Gumijkoks on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Gumijkoks walks into a left hand.
Obama lands a nice shot that snaps Gumijkoks's head back.
Gumijkoks ducks right into an uppercut from Obama.
Gumijkoks is rocked!
Gumijkoks steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obama.
Obama scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gumijkoks doesn't seem bothered though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Obama scores with the left hand. Gumijkoks knows he should have avoided that one.
Obama with a nice cross.
Obama scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Obama lands a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obama dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Obama jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gumijkoks throws a sloppy head kick and Obama moves out of range easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Obama misses the target.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Obama avoids the head kick by Gumijkoks.
Obama's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gumijkoks under the eye.
Gumijkoks walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A jab from Obama misses.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gumijkoks lands with a slapping head kick.
Obama connects with a right hand. Gumijkoks shakes it off.
Gumijkoks is still on wobbly legs! Can Obama finish him?
Gumijkoks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gumijkoks seems to have recovered his senses.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses.
Gumijkoks is breathing heavily.
Obama just misses with a punch to the body.
Obama connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Barack Obama is winning the standup battle so far.
Gumijkoks on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jab, jab by Obama - just one landing.
Gumijkoks misses with a head kick.
Obama closes the distance and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama digs a right hand underneath Gumijkoks's ribcage. Gumijkoks let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Obama.
Obama breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Obama jabs at Gumijkoks's body.
Obama lands a jab to Gumijkoks's midsection.
Gumijkoks showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Obama.
Obama lands with a straight right. Gumijkoks didn't see that one coming.
Gumijkoks walks into a left hand.
Obama getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A jab from Obama finds it's way through Gumijkoks's defenses.
Nice defenses there by Gumijkoks.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Gumijkoks slips a straight right by Obama.
Gumijkoks ducks under a wild hook from Obama.
Obama dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Obama throws a right hand that Gumijkoks ducks under and follows up with a left that Gumijkoks also avoids with ease.
A head kick misses from Gumijkoks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama lands a jab to Gumijkoks's midsection.
Gumijkoks has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Obama clinches up with Gumijkoks and pushes him back against the cage.
Obama pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obama misses with a straight left.
Obama lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Gumijkoks at a distance.
Gumijkoks takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A telegraphed right hand from Obama misses the target.
Obama throws a good cross that connects.
Obama throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obama throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gumijkoks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obama connects with a nice looking jab.
Gumijkoks on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Gumijkoks defending well as Obama loads up on a big left hand.
Obama connects with a right hand. Gumijkoks shakes it off.
Obama throws out a loose jab but Gumijkoks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obama swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gumijkoks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obama scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gumijkoks doesn't seem bothered though.
Obama avoids the head kick by Gumijkoks.
Obama throws a jab but it's blocked by Gumijkoks.
Obama connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Gumijkoks checks the leg kick.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Obama misses with a low kick.
Gumijkoks checks a leg kick nicely.
Obama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gumijkoks on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Obama jabs at Gumijkoks's body.
Obama lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Obama throws a hook but Gumijkoks blocks it.
Obama lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Gumijkoks uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obama.
Gumijkoks displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Obama throws out the jab.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obama jabs Gumijkoks right on the nose. Gumijkoks blinks but takes it well.
Obama tries to work over Gumijkoks's front leg with a kick but Gumijkoks checks it.
Obama stuns Gumijkoks with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Obama misses the shot to the body.
Obama feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gumijkokss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Obama is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gumijkoks can do to turn this around?
Obama throws a right and a left that Gumijkoks avoids nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obama throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Obama throws a low kick but Gumijkoks avoids it.
Gumijkoks throws a sloppy head kick and Obama moves out of range easily.
Gumijkoks slips a jab from Obama.
Obama lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gumijkoks bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Obama takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A left and a right from Obama both land. Nice combination.
Gumijkoks looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Gumijkoks steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obama.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obama dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Gumijkoks tries a head kick but it misses.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gumijkoks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gumijkoks takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Gumijkoks lands a head kick!
Obama clobbers Gumijkoks with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Obama scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gumijkoks doesn't seem bothered though.
Obama misses with a looping right.
Gumijkoks gets tackled into the cage by Obama. Obama maintains the clinch.
Obama pushes Gumijkoks back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obama.
Obama pushes Gumijkoks back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gumijkoks managing to block the knees to the body from Obama.
Gumijkoks has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Obama has Gumijkoks pressed against the cage, preventing Gumijkoks from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Obama lands a hook that snaps the head of Gumijkoks backwards.
Gumijkoks takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gumijkoks tries to break free but Obama pushes him back against the cage.
Obama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gumijkoks backwards.
Obama breaks the clinch.
Obama throws a right hand that Gumijkoks ducks under and follows up with a left that Gumijkoks also avoids with ease.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick but Obama moves out of range.
Gumijkoks misses with a head kick.
Obama misses with a looping left.
Obama with a hook.
Obama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obama bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gumijkoks's head.
Obama lands a jab to the nose.
Gumijkoks uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obama.
Gumijkoks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Obama looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Obama wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obama stuns Gumijkoks with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Obama scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Barack Obama is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama lands a right hook to the body.
Obama scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gumijkoks doesn't seem bothered though.
Obama throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obama gets a clinch.
Gumijkoks has had enough of the clinch but Obama keeps him there for the moment.
Obama escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obama lands a nice hook to Gumijkoks's body. Gumijkoks takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Gumijkoks takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Gumijkoks misses with a head kick.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Obama.
Gumijkoks takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Gumijkoks tries a head kick but it misses.
Obama throws a jab when Gumijkoks was well out of range.
Obama with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obama connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Gumijkoks takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Gumijkoks tries a head kick but it misses.
Obama lands a slapping body shot.
Obama bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gumijkoks's head backwards.
Gumijkoks on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Obama clobbers Gumijkoks with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Obama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obama lands a right hook to the body.
A jab from Obama misses.
Obama lands a slapping body shot.
Obama avoids the head kick by Gumijkoks.
Obama lands a slapping body shot.
Obama punishes Gumijkoks's body with a nice straight punch.
Gumijkoks ducks under a wild hook from Obama.
Obama is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Gumijkoks's half guard.
Obama stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Gumijkoks to get to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obama scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gumijkoks in his tracks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obama jabs Gumijkoks right on the nose. Gumijkoks blinks but takes it well.
Gumijkoks walks into a stiff left hand from Obama.
Obama shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Gumijkoks eats them both and turns towards Obama to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Obama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gumijkoks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obama moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A head kick misses from Gumijkoks.
Obama lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Obama misses with a hook.
Gumijkoks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kaspers Gumijkoks has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Obama connects with a single shot there.
Obama thuds his right hand into Gumijkoks's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obama showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Obama has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obama!
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