PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ultimate Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and K The Rad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Eazy E - Boyz N' Tha Hood. Rad has chosen 2pac - Don't Get It Twisted as his entrance music. Rad has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Jobber
vs
The Rad

190 cm
36
206 lbs
19 - 4 - 0

183 cm
29
142 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ultimate Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, K The Rad!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Jobber throws an off balance right hand
and Rad counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jobber's knee momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rad lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rad takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

It looks like K The Rad has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Rad.
Jobber cracks a nice hook into Rad's ribs.
Rad looks winded!
Rad uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jobber.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Jobber misses its intended target.
Jobber checks the leg kick.
Jobber throws a body shot but no joy.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Jobber throws the left hand but Rad avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber cracks Rad with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rad lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rad keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jobber has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rad.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rad scores with a body shot.
Rad avoids the body shot from Jobber.
Jobber misses with a series of wild punches.
Rad throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jobber.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ultimate Jobber dominated that round.
The cut man is working on K The Rad's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jobber rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rad counters with a low kick, right behind Jobber 's knee.
Jobber takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jobber with a hook.

Rad is rocked!
Rad slips under a jab from Jobber.
Jobber looks to land a left hand but Rad moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rad.
Jobber takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Rad is breathing heavily.
Jobber missing with a left hand there. Rad was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rad throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Jobber as he checks the leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Jobber. Those never looked like landing.
Rad dodges the punch combination from Jobber.
Jobber takes a swing at Rad's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber misses with a jab to the body
and Rad counters with a nice body kick.
Rad moves away from the strike by Jobber.
Jobber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Rad takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A clash of legs there as Jobber blocks the low kick.
Jobber misses with the combination.
Jobber swings for the body but Rad moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ultimate Jobber dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on K The Rad's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Jobber dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rad misses with a low kick.
Rad uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jobber.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rad on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Rad is still on wobbly legs! Can Jobber finish him?
Rad takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber misses with a hook. Rad ducked under it nicely.
Jobber stuns Rad with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jobber scores with a shot to the body.
Jobber drops Rad with a straight right hand, right on the button! Jobber follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ultimate Jobber!
Ultimate Jobber thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated K The Rad had this to say: 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.