PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Danielson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle comes to the cage accompanied by Story of My Life - One Direction. Danielson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Living Color - Cult of Personality. Jiggle Jiggle is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Jiggle
vs
Danielson

181 cm
21
195 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

181 cm
27
192 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ray Danielson!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Shimada and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jiggle throws a sloppy head kick

and Danielson moves into the clinch.
Danielson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Danielson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A big left from Jiggle misses.
Nice defenses there by Danielson.
Danielson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Danielson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Danielson.
Jiggle misses with a kick to the body.
Danielson defending well as Jiggle loads up on a big left hand.
Jiggle misses with a kick to the body.
Jiggle throws a looping overhand right but Danielson ducks down to avoid it.
Danielson wants to land a leg kick but Jiggle is out of range.
Jiggle lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jiggle throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Danielson sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle lets loose with a powerful body kick. Danielson will feel that in the morning.
Jiggle throws out a leg kick but Danielson moves out of range and Jiggle only half commits.
A punch combination from Jiggle misses.
Danielson throws a jab but it's blocked by Jiggle.
Danielson cracks the inside of Jiggle's front leg.
Danielson blocks the body kick.
Danielson moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Danielson moves out of range as Jiggle throws a body kick.
Jiggle takes a swing at Danielson's ribcage but misses.
No joy there for Jiggle, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jiggle.
Danielson tries to clinch but Jiggle moves out of range.
Jiggle throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Danielson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jiggle throws a wild body kick that Danielson sees coming a mile off.
A solid body kick from Jiggle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle misses the body punch
and Danielson counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jiggle with a hook.
Danielson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jiggle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jiggle Jiggle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jiggle checks a low kick from Danielson.
Jiggle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Danielson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jiggle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Danielson was well out of range. Poor timing from Jiggle.
Jiggle misses with a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jiggle.
Jiggle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jiggle tries to land a body kick
and Danielson counters with a head kick.
Jiggle lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jiggle takes a swing at Danielson's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle lands a nice looking kick to the body. Danielson takes a step back to recover.
Danielson throws a right and a left that Jiggle avoids nicely.
Jiggle throws a hook to the side of Danielson's head but Danielson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Danielson feints and then cracks Jiggle's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jiggle down.
Jiggle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jiggle throws a lazy right hand but Danielson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jiggle throws a lazy body kick
letting Danielson counter with a right hand.
Danielson tries a head kick but it misses.
Jiggle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jiggle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Danielson's sensitive parts.
Jiggle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Danielson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Danielson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jiggle throws a body shot but no joy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Danielson. That's going to slow Jiggle down.
Danielson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Danielson lands with a right hand.
Jiggle throws a body punch but Danielson moves out of range.
Danielson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jiggle swats away the attempt to clinch by Danielson.
Jiggle throws a shot to the body.
Danielson slips a jab and a cross from Jiggle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Danielson tries a head kick but it misses.
Jiggle misses with a straight right.
Jiggle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jiggle goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jiggle Jiggle will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jab, jab by Danielson - just one landing.
Danielson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jiggle scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Danielson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Danielson connects with a solid leg kick.
Jiggle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Danielson.
A telegraphed right hand from Jiggle misses the target.
Jiggle has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Jiggle swinging wildly here.
Danielson tries to clinch up but Jiggle circles away and keeps his distance.
Danielson tries to close the distance and clinch but Jiggle swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Danielson wants to clinch up but Jiggle keeps it at a distance.
Jiggle throws a nice head kick!
Danielson misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle scores with a push kick.
Jiggle throws the left hand but Danielson avoids the punch easily.
Danielson has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Jiggle scores with a hook.

Danielson is rocked!
Danielson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Danielson is still on wobbly legs! Can Jiggle finish him?
Jiggle scores with a nice body kick.
Danielson seems to have recovered his senses.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Jiggle! Danielson is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jiggle Jiggle!
Jiggle Jiggle opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.