PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timothy Bourque (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Olhoffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ray Olhoffer told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Bourque
vs
Olhoffer

225 cm
44
270 lbs
48 - 23 - 0

225 cm
41
277 lbs
32 - 27 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 48 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Timothy Bourque!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ray Olhoffer!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Felipe Paraventi and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bourque fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Olhoffer loads up on a big right hand but Bourque slips the punch.
Olhoffer slips a jab from Bourque.
Olhoffer avoids the body shot from Bourque.
Bourque moves out of range as Olhoffer strikes.
Bourque misses with a lunging right hand
and Olhoffer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Timothy Bourque has been cut.
Bourque looks to throw the jab but Olhoffer is out of range.
Bourque loads up on a big right hand but Olhoffer slips the punch.
Bourque has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bourque connects with a crisp jab.
Olhoffer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bourque moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bourque with a nice cross.
Bourque really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bourque works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Olhoffer steps in with a hook that catches Bourque right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Olhoffer follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Bourque looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ray Olhoffer!
A relieved looking Ray Olhoffer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.