PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Francois Duvalier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guntur Llaripukinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Duvalier's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Haitian National Anthem. Llaripukinen has chosen Elvis Presley - True Love Travels On A Gravel Road as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Duvalier
vs
Llaripukinen

213 cm
37
300 lbs
19 - 16 - 0

193 cm
38
260 lbs
28 - 18 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zipp Zapp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Francois Duvalier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Guntur Llaripukinen!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duvalier ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fighters circle momentarily. Duvalier darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

It looks like Guntur Llaripukinen has been cut.

Duvalier moves into range and clinches up with Llaripukinen.

Duvalier's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Llaripukinen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Llaripukinen scores with a spinning back kick!
Llaripukinen thumps Duvalier with a low kick.
Duvalier throws an overhand right that lands on Llaripukinen's shoulder, as Llaripukinen tries to avoid the shot.
Llaripukinen walks into a jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Duvalier looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Llaripukinen throws a jab when Duvalier was well out of range.
Duvalier scores with a nice head shot.
Llaripukinen slips under a jab.
Duvalier catches Llaripukinen with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Llaripukinen forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Francois Duvalier!
An out of breath and clearly excited Francois Duvalier thanked Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).