PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boris The Bullettooth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Light (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Light is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ride for This-Fabolous. Boris The Bullettooth has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Bullettooth
vs
Light

200 cm
28
248 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

195 cm
36
283 lbs
25 - 15 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boris The Bullettooth!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Light!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Light takes a swing at Bullettooth's ribcage but misses.

Bullettooth lands a big head kick that sends Light tumbling to the mat! Bullettooth takes a step backwards and waves Light back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Light is rocked!

It looks like Bobby Light has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Light doesn't manage to clinch there - Bullettooth circles away.
Light is still on wobbly legs! Can Bullettooth finish him?
Bullettooth lands with a shot to the body.
Bullettooth throws a sloppy head kick and Light moves out of range easily.
Light seems to have recovered his senses.
Bullettooth turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Light changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bullettooth tries to avoid it but Light manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bullettooth to the ground. Bullettooth escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Light jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Boris The Bullettooth has been cut.
Some bone on bone action there as Light checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Light tries to close the distance and clinch but Bullettooth swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bullettooth. Light shrugs it off though.
Bullettooth connects with a right hand. Light shakes it off.
Light shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bullettooth as he jumps to the side.
Bullettooth swings for the body but Light moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bullettooth stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bullettooth wants it to stay on the feet.
Boris The Bullettooth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Light.
Bullettooth displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Light.
Light shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bullettooth as he avoids it easily.
Light shoots in for a takedown but Bullettooth shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bullettooth scores with a push kick.
Light looks winded!
Bullettooth throws a nice outside leg kick.
Light dodges the punch combination from Bullettooth.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bullettooth darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Light looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Light closes the distance but Bullettooth moves to the side
and Light takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bullettooth lands with a thumping leg kick.
Light sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bullettooth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Light shoots in looking for a takedown but Bullettooth manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Light's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Bullettooth lands a big head kick that sends Light tumbling to the mat! Bullettooth takes a step backwards and waves Light back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Boris The Bullettooth is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bullettooth lands a nice leg kick that just misses Light's sensitive parts.
Bullettooth fakes the body blow, causing Light to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Light goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boris The Bullettooth!
Boris The Bullettooth is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Boris The Bullettooth made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.