PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eye Anorexia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gimli Dachubbyone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Anorexia
vs
Dachubbyone

150 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Inexperienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

The Empire Clothing and Laundry
Master Lee's One Stop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eye Anorexia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gimli Dachubbyone!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dachubbyone scores with a shot to the body.
Anorexia dodges the punch combination from Dachubbyone.

Anorexia gets caught napping as Dachubbyone dives in and scores a takedown. Anorexia manages to retain guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Dachubbyone with a flurry of punches that miss.
Anorexia could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Dachubbyone won't allow Anorexia to sweep him here.
Anorexia utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dachubbyone is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Gimli Dachubbyone was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Anorexia swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anorexia looks for the body kick but Dachubbyone saw that one coming.
Good standup being displayed there by Dachubbyone as he connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dachubbyone lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Dachubbyone will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dachubbyone cracks Anorexia with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right-left combo lands from Dachubbyone.

Dachubbyone shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Dachubbyone takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dachubbyone not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dachubbyone performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Dachubbyone thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Anorexia's head.
Dachubbyone trying to control the pace.
Dachubbyone throwing shots but Anorexia is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dachubbyone looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Gimli Dachubbyone was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Nice uppercut there from Dachubbyone.

Dachubbyone lands a left and a right that send Anorexia crashing to the mat, dazed. Dachubbyone thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
OH! Anorexia has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Dachubbyone smells blood and charges in for the finish! Dachubbyone unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Anorexia sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gimli Dachubbyone!