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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Impaler has chosen What does the Fox Say as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 lbs
25 - 4 - 1 |
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178 lbs
28 - 11 - 2 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Impaler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Impaler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Some bone on bone action there as Muntz checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The Impaler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The Impaler walks into a left hand.
The Impaler slips a jab from Muntz.
The Impaler scoring well with a low kick there.
The Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Muntz.
The Impaler lands with a hook. Muntz tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The Impaler shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Impaler trying to control from half guard but Muntz is working away.
The Impaler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Muntz is trying to control but can't.
The Impaler sitting and controlling from the half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of The Impaler's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take The Impaler's back!
Muntz controls the position.
The Impaler just trying to survive but Muntz is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
The Impaler wants to escape the position.
Muntz has decided that he can't make progress quickly enough from the back position and has rather unusually decided to stand up from the dominant position. Obviously he's going to be looking for the knockout on the feet here!
The Impaler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Muntz closes the distance and clinches.
Muntz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Muntz lands a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler wants to take the fight to the mat but Muntz manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muntz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Impaler wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Impaler gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Muntz regains guard.
The Impaler is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The Impaler trying to control the position from guard on top but Muntz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Impaler prevents Muntz from getting back to his feet.
Muntz wriggles free and stands up.
Muntz connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Muntz.
Muntz jabs The Impaler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The Impaler avoids the body shot from Muntz.
The Impaler tries to land a front kick but Muntz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The Impaler takes a swing at Muntz's ribcage but misses.
Muntz walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Impaler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Impaler drops his hands momentarily and Muntz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Impaler tries to work over Muntz's front leg with a kick but Muntz checks it.
Muntz lands a nice shot to the body.
The Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Muntz scores with a jab to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muntz with a jab.
Muntz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Muntz.
The Impaler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Muntz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Impaler manages to avoid it.
Muntz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz tries to clinch there but The Impaler circles away.
Muntz darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Muntz scores with a decent looking hook.
Muntz throws a wild body kick that The Impaler sees coming a mile off.
The Impaler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Muntz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Impaler.
The Impaler moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Muntz throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Impaler.
Muntz scores with a push kick.
Muntz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Impaler.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Impaler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Impaler tries to keep at a distance but Muntz has taken the fight into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Muntz.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz lands a body shot.
Muntz throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
The Impaler catches Muntz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The Impaler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Muntz throws a low kick but The Impaler moves out of range easily.
Jab, jab by Muntz - just one landing.
The Impaler throws a head kick but Muntz moves out of range.
The Impaler is looking to land body kicks.
Muntz looks for the body kick but The Impaler saw that one coming.
Muntz misses the shot to the body.
Muntz motions for The Impaler to come forward. Muntz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Muntz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Impaler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Muntz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Muntz misses with a body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Muntz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Muntz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Muntz connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Impaler avoids the body shot from Muntz.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
The Impaler throws a hook but Muntz avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from The Impaler.
The Impaler throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Muntz tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. The Impaler is in Muntz's guard.
Muntz is trying to keep The Impaler in close.
Muntz pulls The Impaler in close to prevent any damage.
The Impaler thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Muntz is working an open guard so The Impaler takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Muntz misses with a straight right.
Muntz fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Impaler moves out of range as Muntz throws a body kick.
Muntz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from The Impaler.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Impaler looks to land a body kick but Muntz moved away.
The Impaler misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Muntz misses the shot to the body.
Muntz moves away from the strike by The Impaler.
The Impaler lands with a good body shot.
Muntz is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Muntz pushes The Impaler away with a front kick.
The Impaler connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A jab from The Impaler finds it's way through Muntz's defenses.
The Impaler throws a push kick but Muntz slaps the foot to one side.
The Impaler goes for a double leg but Muntz avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Muntz continues to drive forward.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vlad The Impaler.
Muntz lands a nice uppercut.
Muntz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Impaler is working for takedown but Muntz is calmly controlling the position for now.
A short right from The Impaler.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
The Impaler is breathing heavily.
The Impaler is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Muntz is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Muntz is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of The Impaler's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take The Impaler's back!
Muntz slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
The Impaler controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler is really stuck here.
Muntz is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
The Impaler is in bad spot here.
The Impaler is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
The Impaler has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler is really stuck here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Vlad The Impaler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
The Impaler throws a solid leg kick but Muntz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Impaler.
Muntz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Muntz takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Muntz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Impaler has hold of one of Muntz's legs. Muntz is fighting the takedown attempt but The Impaler gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
The Impaler's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The Impaler trying to control the position from guard on top but Muntz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Muntz looking to control.
The Impaler's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The Impaler wants to pass the guard but Muntz is keeping the position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Vlad The Impaler.
The Impaler walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz dips to his left and cracks The Impaler with an uppercut!
Muntz keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The crowd cheers as Muntz lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Impaler doesn't seem phased though.
The Impaler throws a chopping leg kick but Muntz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Muntz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Muntz blocks a jab.
The Impaler does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Muntz scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Vlad The Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muntz throws a push kick but The Impaler slaps the foot to one side.
The Impaler tries to move into range but Muntz moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Muntz lands a front kick.
The Impaler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Muntz.
Muntz lands with an uppercut that bounces The Impaler off the cage and back into range.
Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz tests The Impaler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Vlad The Impaler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Muntz to score with a decent uppercut.
The Impaler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Muntz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice jab there from The Impaler.
Muntz's corner calls for a 1-2. Muntz obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Muntz misses with a low kick.
A jab from Muntz does it's job there.
Muntz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Impaler misses the shot to the body.
The Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Impaler looks to throw the jab but Muntz is out of range.
Muntz lands with a nice body kick.
Muntz with a nice cross.
Muntz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Muntz bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Muntz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Muntz.
Muntz is looking to score with low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Impaler. The Impaler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The Impaler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Muntz.
A jab lands there for Muntz.
The Impaler shoots in but Muntz avoids the takedown attempt easily.
The Impaler throws a wild body kick that Muntz sees coming a mile off.
The Impaler closes the distance and clinches up with Muntz, looking for a takedown. The Impaler pushes Muntz against the cage but Muntz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vlad The Impaler.
A slapping body kick lands there for Muntz.
Muntz scores with a jab to the jaw.
Muntz doesn't manage to clinch there - The Impaler circles away.
The Impaler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Impaler has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Muntz.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Impaler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Impaler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Muntz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Muntz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The Impaler misses with a looping right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Muntz, right into the meat.
Muntz clinches up with The Impaler and pushes him back against the cage.
The Impaler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Muntz scores with a hook to the body.
Muntz scores with a shoulder strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Muntz.
Muntz stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Muntz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Impaler's elbow.
Muntz gets underhooks to prevent The Impaler's takedown attempt.
The Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
I was talking to Muntz's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz scores with a hook to the body.
The Impaler wants to take the fight to the mat but Muntz manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Muntz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Muntz stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nelson Muntz showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Muntz has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz wins by unanimous decision!
Nelson Muntz bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Vlad The Impaler was interviewed post fight and said 'The fight shouldve been for the title!!!!! Muntz you got lucky again!!!'.
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