PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trent Pope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Pope might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It . Cockenschtuff has chosen Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Pope
vs
Cockenschtuff

198 cm
38
273 lbs
40 - 16 - 0

193 cm
33
269 lbs
28 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Trent Pope!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jorge Garcia and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A cross from Pope lands.
Cockenschtuff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trent Pope seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pope ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cockenschtuff moves away.
Pope is looking to clinch.

Pope has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cockenschtuff managing to block the knees to the body from Pope.
Pope swings wildly with an uppercut but Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pope lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
Pope tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cockenschtuff unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pope lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pope avoids a wild elbow strike from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pope pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pope's elbow.
Cockenschtuff pushes off an throws an elbow but Pope leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pope's elbow.
Cockenschtuff swings wildly with an uppercut but Pope uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pope cracks Cockenschtuff with a nice body shot.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff tries to land knees in the clinch but Pope avoids the damage to the body.
Cockenschtuff can't find room to land a body shot as Pope controls the action.
Pope working Cockenschtuff over with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
Pope goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pope on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pope looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Pope looking to throw knees to the head but Cockenschtuff is blocking nicely.
Cockenschtuff misses with a punch to the body.
Pope misses with a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee strike.
Cockenschtuff crunches a lovely knee into Pope's ribcage.
Pope is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pope looking to stall.
Pope scores a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pope misses with some punches.
Cockenschtuff lands with a right to the head.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff scores with a hook to the body.
Cockenschtuff landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff managing to block the knees to the body from Pope.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the head but Pope blocks with his arms.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff stalling against the cage.
Pope tries a body shot but Cockenschtuff blocks it.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pope backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Cockenschtuff.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pope as Cockenschtuff tries to tie him up.
A short right from Cockenschtuff on the inside.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook that snaps the head of Pope backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Pope managing to block the knees to the body from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Trent Pope has been cut.
Cockenschtuff landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff - that landed with a thud.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cockenschtuff tries to land knees in the clinch but Pope avoids the damage to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands with a light punch inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cockenschtuff tries to land knees in the clinch but Pope avoids the damage to the body.
Cockenschtuff leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cockenschtuff lands a good knee to the midsection. Pope won't want to take too many of those.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cockenschtuff.
Pope throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pope trying to land knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff tries a knee to the head but Pope blocks it.
Cockenschtuff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cockenschtuff.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pope tries to land a knee to the head but Cockenschtuff blocks with his arms.
Pope managing to block the knees to the body from Cockenschtuff.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow inside that Pope shrugs off.
Cockenschtuff with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Nice cross by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff slips a straight right by Pope.
Cockenschtuff moves into range and connects with a jab.
BOOM! Cockenschtuff lands a beautiful left hook that drops Pope. Pope tries to recover but Cockenschtuff is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Pope lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
An out of breath Lester Cockenschtuff thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.