PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Niko Sirkiä (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by All Within My Hands. Sirkiä has chosen Thergothon - Elemental as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cartman
vs
Sirkiä

199 cm
31
283 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

178 cm
31
229 lbs
28 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Niko Sirkiä!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sirkiä swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Sirkiä is avoiding it.
Sirkiä circles away from the clinch attempt

and Sirkiä counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Cartman!
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Sirkiä tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Sirkiä working the head with strikes.
Sirkiä trying to control the position but Cartman is working away.
Sirkiä misses with the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman tries to buck Sirkiä off but Sirkiä is having none of it.
Check out the look on Sirkiä's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Cartman is trying to get back to half guard.
Cartman manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Cartman working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Cartman with the ground and pound but Sirkiä uses the opportunity to regain guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a strike but Sirkiä rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Cartman looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartman, not yet.
Sirkiä has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Sirkiä sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Cartman's guard.
Sirkiä tries to pass to full mount but Cartman defends it.
Sirkiä drops an elbow to the side of Cartman's head.
Cartman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Sirkiä has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Cartman defend it? Sirkiä steps over the head and cranks it - Cartman is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Sirkiä!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Niko Sirkiä!
Niko Sirkiä took to the mic in his post fight interview and said '"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die." '.