PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seymour Til Alexandros The Seventeenth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hal Tamner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Til Alexandros The Seventeenth might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to X Japan - Week End. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Til Alexandros The Seventeenth
vs
Tamner

185 cm
20
215 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
217 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Seymour Til Alexandros The Seventeenth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hal Tamner!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tamner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Til Alexandros The Seventeenth looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is trying to control the action in half guard but Tamner is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth slows the pace down in half guard.
Tamner gets full guard.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Tamner not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Til Alexandros The Seventeenth drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Til Alexandros The Seventeenth jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Tamner can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Til Alexandros The Seventeenth controls the pace.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Tamner's head.

Tamner throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth wants to pass the guard but Tamner is keeping the position.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth throwing strikes but missing.
Tamner is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth tries to free his leg and advance position but Tamner is retaining full guard.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth throws a strike but Tamner rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Tamner preventing the sweep.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth wants to control but Tamner passes easily into half guard.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth wants to improve his position but Tamner is controlling well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tamner is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Til Alexandros The Seventeenth doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Tamner.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is trying to maintain the position but Tamner is very close to passing his half guard.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Tamner is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Tamner trying to control the position from guard on top but Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth wants to sweep here but Tamner controlling him for the moment.
Tamner tries to free his leg and advance position but Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is retaining full guard.

Til Alexandros The Seventeenth working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Tamner doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Tamner manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth content to control rather than advance.
Tamner tries to roll over but Til Alexandros The Seventeenth keeps him under control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth controlling the pace.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is trying to control the action in half guard but Tamner is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Tamner won't allow Til Alexandros The Seventeenth to pass to mount.
Tamner gets full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tamner keeping full guard, as Til Alexandros The Seventeenth tries to pass.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth preventing the sweep.

We're going to have a standup here because Seymour Til Alexandros The Seventeenth wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth dodges the punch combination from Tamner.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seymour Til Alexandros The Seventeenth dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Til Alexandros The Seventeenth lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tamner has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tamner and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A jab from Tamner finds it's way through Til Alexandros The Seventeenth's defenses.
Tamner misses with a body shot.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Tamner is fending him off so far but Til Alexandros The Seventeenth persists. Nope, Tamner circles away and we're back to standing.
Tamner misses with a takedown

and Til Alexandros The Seventeenth counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Til Alexandros The Seventeenth lands a nice short elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth lands with a punch from half guard.
Tamner on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is working for a kimura but Tamner is defending it quite comfortably.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth wants to control but Tamner is keeping him busy.
Tamner wants to get back to full guard.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Tamner is rocked!

It looks like Hal Tamner has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth controlling the action here.
Tamner is still in real trouble! Can Til Alexandros The Seventeenth finish him?
Til Alexandros The Seventeenth is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Tamner is hurt! He's hurt bad - Til Alexandros The Seventeenth fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Tamner from any more punishment! Congratulations to Til Alexandros The Seventeenth! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Seymour Til Alexandros The Seventeenth!
A relieved looking Seymour Til Alexandros The Seventeenth thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.