PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fedor Dostoevsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Dostoevsky
vs
Whoopyourasski

200 cm
22
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
23
260 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Fit Fuel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fedor Dostoevsky !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Vladimir Khabensky and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Dostoevsky darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dostoevsky fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The fighters circling - Dostoevsky throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

Whoopyourasski pushes Dostoevsky up against the ropes in a clinch.
Dostoevsky tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Whoopyourasski smiles and moves away.
Dostoevsky paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Whoopyourasski lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dostoevsky will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fedor Dostoevsky . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Whoopyourasski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dostoevsky doesn't seem bothered though.
Dostoevsky is breathing heavily.
Whoopyourasski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Whoopyourasski with a hook.

It looks like Fedor Dostoevsky has been cut.
Dostoevsky takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Whoopyourasski steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Dostoevsky is out on his feet! Whoopyourasski sets himself and nearly takes Dostoevsky 's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Borris Whoopyourasski!
Borris Whoopyourasski is the new heavyweight champion!