PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mr Evil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sebastian Scrooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evil's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Factory of Faith. Sebastian Scrooge has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Evil
vs
Scrooge

179 cm
18
154 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

168 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Intelligent

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mr Evil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sebastian Scrooge!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrooge fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Evil manages to avoid it.
Scrooge swings widly with a right hand
and Evil counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Scrooge throws the kick towards the body but Evil avoids it.
Scrooge shoots in and drives through. Evil sprawls well.
Evil misses with a looping right.
We've been informed that Scrooge has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Scrooge is looking to land body kicks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Scrooge checks a leg kick.
Good work by Evil as he checks the leg kick.
Evil displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Scrooge.
Scrooge blocks a head kick by Evil.
Evil misses with a looping right.
Scrooge dives in and grabs Evil's left leg, looking for a takedown. Evil pushes down on Scrooge's head and hops out.
Mr Evil has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sebastian Scrooge.
Evil tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Scrooge throws a leg kick
and Evil counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrooge tried to score with a low kick but Evil checks it.
Scrooge fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Evil is out of range.
Scrooge throws a chopping leg kick but Evil manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Scrooge thows a left - swing and a miss!
Scrooge throws a solid leg kick but Evil takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Scrooge.
Scrooge attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mr Evil is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Scrooge staying out of range there.
Scrooge looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A leg kick checked by Evil.
Scrooge swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Scrooge throws a leg kick that is checked
and Evil counters with a slapping leg kick.
Scrooge takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Scrooge misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evil darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scrooge tries to work over Evil's front leg with a kick but Evil checks it.
Scrooge misses with a kick to the body.
Scrooge bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Evil with a nice cross.

Scrooge is rocked!
Evil checks a low kick from Scrooge.
Scrooge is still on wobbly legs! Can Evil finish him?
Scrooge throws a big shot that misses.
Evil throws an overhand right that drops Scrooge like a sack of potatoes! Evil dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Evil!
Mr Evil tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.