PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kobe Beef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Burns
vs
Beef

190 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
213 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Kobe Beef!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Burns throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Beef tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Burns is in Beef's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Beef keeping moving, preventing Burns from controlling successfully.

Beef is looking to cinch up a triangle. Burns throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Beef's body to avoid the submission. Beef has instead reached around Burns's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Beef arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Kobe Beef!
After the big win, Kobe Beef made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.