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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pierre Silverhielm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Judo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Silverhielm kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Theme Tune to Islam. Judo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Da Mystery of Chessboxin by Wu-Tang Clan kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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135 lbs
28 - 13 - 0 |
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165 cm
28
149 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Pierre Silverhielm!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Judo!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silverhielm turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses.
Silverhielm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Judo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Silverhielm misses with a head kick.
Judo swats away the attempt to clinch by Silverhielm.
Judo circles away from the clinch attempt
and Judo counters with a takedown into side control.
Judo is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Silverhielm has escaped the position, nice work there.
Silverhielm is trying to get back to his feet.
Judo looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Judo has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Silverhielm!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silverhielm is trying desperately to improve position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Silverhielm is working hard here to advance position.
Judo is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Silverhielm is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jack Judo!
Jack Judo is the new bantamweight champion!
Post fight, Jack Judo took to the microphone: 'Can I get a Shucky Ducky Quack Quack?'.
Pierre Silverhielm spoke after the fight, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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