PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Multtuli Margabiaru (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aster Roid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Roid's choice of entrance music: Awesome God. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Margabiaru
vs
Roid

225 cm
27
299 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

193 cm
24
216 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
Raptorz Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Multtuli Margabiaru!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Aster Roid!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters circling a little - Roid finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Roid pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Roid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Margabiaru's calf.
Margabiaru jabs Roid right on the nose. Roid blinks but takes it well.
Margabiaru scores with a punch to the head.

Roid has managed to clinch.
Margabiaru is trying to break free.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Margabiaru is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Roid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Roid lands a right hand that snaps the head of Margabiaru backwards.
Margabiaru is looking to break free of the clinch but Roid has double underhooks.
Roid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Margabiaru wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Roid crunches a lovely knee into Margabiaru's ribcage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Roid is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Margabiaru is keeping busy.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Roid obliges.
Roid lands a nice knee to the body.
Margabiaru tries to break the clinch but Roid is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Roid.
Margabiaru is trying to break free.
Margabiaru has had enough of the clinch but Roid keeps him there for the moment.
Margabiaru is trying to break the clinch but Roid is controlling him.
Margabiaru blocking some punches.
Roid taking a breather.
Roid lands with a left to the head.

Margabiaru breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Roid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Roid slips a jab and a cross from Margabiaru.
Roid clobbers Margabiaru with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A telegraphed right hand from Margabiaru misses the target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Roid tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Margabiaru paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Margabiaru misses the jab.
Roid is looking to clinch but Margabiaru is avoiding it.
Roid closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Roid tries to clinch but Margabiaru is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roid throws a jab when Margabiaru was well out of range.
Aster Roid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Roid takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Roid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Roid darts in and clinches Margabiaru up against the cage.

Margabiaru escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Margabiaru throws a looping overhand right but Roid ducks down to avoid it.
Margabiaru tests Roid's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Roid is rocked!
Margabiaru lands an uppercut, right on the button! Roid tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Multtuli Margabiaru!
Aster Roid was interviewed post fight and said 'Thank you Jesus!! I will get better!!'.