PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffery Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pollux Ulysses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dahmer comes to the cage accompanied by 50 Cent - Animal. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Dahmer
vs
Ulysses

186 cm
26
201 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

185 cm
27
190 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffery Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pollux Ulysses!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Dirk Anderson and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer loads up on a big right hand but Ulysses slips the punch.
Ulysses connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dahmer. Dahmer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dahmer throws a hook but Ulysses blocks it.
Ulysses throws out a loose jab but Dahmer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ulysses throws a hook but Dahmer avoids it easily.
Dahmer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dahmer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ulysses.
Dahmer throws a hook to the side of Ulysses's head but Ulysses sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ulysses swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ulysses misses with a looping right.
Dahmer misses the shot to the body.
Ulysses displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dahmer throws out the jab.
Ulysses misses with a shot to the body
and Dahmer counters with a left to the body.
A left lands for Ulysses.
Dahmer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dahmer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ulysses throws out the jab.
Dahmer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ulysses.
Dahmer missing with a left hand there. Ulysses was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ulysses misses with a looping left.
Ulysses throws a body punch but Dahmer moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer catches Ulysses with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ulysses misses with a hook.
Dahmer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dahmer throws a hook but Ulysses blocks it.
A combination from Ulysses does no damage.
Ulysses throws a right hand that Dahmer ducks under and follows up with a left that Dahmer also avoids with ease.
Ulysses pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dahmer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ulysses.
Dahmer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ulysses. Ulysses circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dahmer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ulysses.
Ulysses ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dahmer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ulysses moves away.
Dahmer throws a looping overhand right but Ulysses ducks down to avoid it.
Dahmer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ulysses.
Dahmer cracks Ulysses with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Ulysses misses.
Dahmer ducks under a wild hook from Ulysses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Ulysses.
Ulysses ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dahmer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ulysses jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ulysses throws a nice looking combination but Dahmer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A shot to the liver by Ulysses. Beautiful body shot.
Dahmer has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Dahmer misses with a body shot.
Ulysses looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Pollux Ulysses has been cut.
Good exchange - Ulysses coming out on top.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dahmer, as that shot connected.
Dahmer blocks a jab.
Dahmer moves out of range of the strikes.
Dahmer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ulysses blocks a jab.
Dahmer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ulysses with a nice cross.
Dahmer moves away from the strike by Ulysses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ulysses tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dahmer was well out of range. Poor timing from Ulysses.
Dahmer jabs Ulysses to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ulysses throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ulysses blocks a jab.
Ulysses throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dahmer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dahmer takes a swing at Ulysses's ribcage but misses.
Ulysses misses the shot to the body.
Ulysses ducks under a wild hook from Dahmer.
A jab from Dahmer does it's job there.
Ulysses ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dahmer moves away.
Dahmer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dahmer defending well as Ulysses loads up on a big left hand.
Dahmer thows a body shot but no joy.
Dahmer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ulysses.
Dahmer staying out of range there.
Dahmer just misses with a punch to the body.
Dahmer slips under a jab from Ulysses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ulysses throws a right hand that misses
and Dahmer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ulysses misses with a hook. Dahmer ducked under it nicely.
Dahmer looks up at the clock. Bad move! Ulysses lands a right hand from hell, dropping Dahmer. Ulysses pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pollux Ulysses!