PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sly Randolph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homer Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Sly Randolph's chin.

Simpson
vs
Randolph

170 cm
40
156 lbs
45 - 23 - 0

170 cm
35
148 lbs
40 - 19 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 45 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Sly Randolph!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Phil Schofield and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Randolph checks the leg kick.
Randolph throws a big shot that misses.
Randolph looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Simpson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Ballas Only in the buildup to the fight.
Randolph is looking to score with low kicks.
Good shot there by Simpson.
Randolph takes one on the button.
Randolph throws a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Randolph lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Randolph misses with an uppercut. Simpson saw that one coming.
A low kick from Randolph misses
and Simpson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Simpson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sly Randolph seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Randolph swings for the body but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson scores with a jab.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Randolph keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Randolph.
A good leg kick by Simpson.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Simpson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Randolph has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Randolph and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A punch combination from Randolph misses.
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Randolph was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson.
Randolph fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Simpson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Randolph throws out the jab.
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Randolph misses with a few strikes there.
A low kick from Simpson misses
and Randolph finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Randolph lands with an overhand left.
Simpson throws a series of strikes that have Randolph backpedaling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Randolph. Randolph obviously looking to wear him down.
Randolph jabs Simpson right on the nose. Simpson blinks but takes it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Simpson, as that shot connected.
Randolph wants to slow Simpson down by chopping away at his legs.
Randolph slips a straight right by Simpson.
Simpson misses with a hook. Randolph ducked under it nicely.
Randolph misses with a double jab.
Simpson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph checks a low kick from Simpson.
Randolph thows a left - swing and a miss!
An inside leg kick lands from Randolph.
Randolph throws a leg kick that misses.
A big right from Randolph misses.
Randolph shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A big left from Randolph misses.
Randolph misses with a hook.
Simpson misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Randolph misses with an uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Simpson.
Nice cross by Simpson.
Simpson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Simpson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Randolph. That did some damage!
The fighters circle momentarily. Simpson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Randolph will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Randolph attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Jab, jab by Simpson - just one landing.
Randolph works the jab nicely.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Randolph turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Randolph.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson lands a right hook to the body.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Randolph in his tracks.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph takes one to the side of the head.
Randolph looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Randolph throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Simpson.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Randolph tries to bum rush Simpson with a series of wild strikes but Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Randolph's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Randolph misses with a lunging right hand
and Randolph takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Randolph throws a leg kick that is checked
and Simpson counters with a stiff right hand.
Simpson moves out of range as Randolph strikes.
Randolph throws a good cross that connects.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Randolph walks into a stiff left hand from Simpson.
Randolph throws a low kick but Simpson avoids it.
Simpson connects with a single shot there.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Simpson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Randolph drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Simpson blocks the body kick.
Simpson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Simpson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Donk. Randolph catches Simpson right on the button with a cross.
A clash of legs there as Simpson blocks the low kick.
Simpson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Simpson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice straight punches there by Randolph. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Randolph.
Randolph misses with an uppercut.
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Simpson jabs Randolph right on the nose. Randolph blinks but takes it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Randolph throws a low kick but it's checked well by Simpson.
Randolph on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Simpson. Simpson obviously looking to wear him down.
A big right from Randolph misses.
Simpson works Randolph's body with a nice hook.
Randolph throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Randolph throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Randolph thows a leg kick but Simpson checks it
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Randolph slips the punch.
Simpson feints and then cracks Randolph's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Randolph down.
Simpson swings for the body but Randolph moves out of range.
No joy there for Simpson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Simpson connects with a solid leg kick.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson cracks the inside of Randolph's front leg.
Simpson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Randolph avoids a kick to the body.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Randolph.
Randolph looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Simpson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Randolph checks a leg kick.
Randolph throws a hook to the side of Simpson's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Randolph on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Randolph steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
Randolph misses the shot to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Randolph.
Randolph throws a lazy uppercut
letting Simpson counter with a right hand.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson cracks Randolph with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Randolph chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson connects with a single shot there.
Simpson wants to land a leg kick but Randolph is out of range.
Randolph tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Randolph.
Simpson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A big right from Randolph misses.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Randolph.
A nice leg kick lands there from Simpson.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Randolph.
Simpson's corner calls for a 1-2. Simpson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Randolph avoids a kick to the body.
Randolph chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Simpson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws the left hand but Randolph avoids the punch easily.
Randolph is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson misses with a hook.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Randolph throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Simpson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Randolph misses with a looping right.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Randolph pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson clobbers Randolph with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Simpson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A low kick from Randolph is predictable there
and Simpson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Randolph throws a nice outside leg kick.
Randolph throws a leg kick but Simpson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Simpson slips a straight right by Randolph.
Randolph on the wrong end of a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Simpson swinging wildly here.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.
Randolph connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Simpson misses with a two punch combination.
Simpson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Randolph is out of range and Simpson settles back down.
Randolph misses with a low kick as Simpson jumps back.
Randolph cracks Simpson with an open hand slap.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Randolph.
Randolph throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Randolph.
Simpson lands a nice hook to Randolph's body. Randolph takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Simpson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Randolph.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Randolph misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph throws a leg kick but Simpson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Randolph showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simpson.
Simpson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson throws a jab when Randolph was well out of range.
Randolph's corner calls for a 1-2. Randolph obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Randolph steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
Simpson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Randolph throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
Simpson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Randolph's calf.
Randolph throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
Randolph on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Simpson checks a leg kick.
Randolph swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Randolph moves out of range of the leg kick from Simpson.
Randolph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice inside leg kick there by Simpson. That's going to slow Randolph down.
The fighters circling - Simpson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Randolph tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Randolph ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.
Randolph blocks a low kick nicely.
Simpson walks into a stiff left hand from Randolph.
Randolph takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Randolph throws a hook but Simpson blocks it.
Simpson thumps Randolph with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Simpson blocks a jab.
Simpson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Randolph misses with a straight left.
Randolph throws a shot from downtown. Simpson moves away and avoids it.
Simpson lands an overhand right.
Randolph shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Randolph blocks a low kick nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Simpson, right into the meat.
Randolph throws a sloppy body shot
and Simpson counters with a leg kick.
Randolph takes one to the side of the head.
Randolph swinging wildly here.
Randolph takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Randolph throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Randolph takes a step back to recover.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson moves out of range as Randolph strikes.
Simpson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Randolph throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Simpson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Randolph.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Randolph.
Randolph loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Randolph is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Simpson.
Randolph thows a body kick. Simpson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A jab lands there for Simpson.
Simpson staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Simpson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Randolphs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Randolph's shoulder, as Randolph tries to avoid the shot.
Randolph throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Randolph has time to react.
Simpson clobbers Randolph with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A decent looking cross lands there for Randolph.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Randolph.
Simpson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Randolph looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Simpson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Randolph moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
Simpson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Simpson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Randolph fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Simpson tries to move into range but Randolph moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Simpson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Randolph tries to move into range but Simpson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Randolph looks to land a combination but Simpson avoids it well.
Simpson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Simpson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Simpson avoids a punch combination nicely.
That kick from Simpson tenderised Randolph's leg. Randolph is trying to keep his angry face on.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Simpson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Simpson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson moves out of range as Randolph strikes.
Randolph dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Randolph throws a big shot that misses.
Randolph misses with a few strikes there.
Randolph swings widly with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Randolph has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Randolph throws out a leg kick but Simpson moves out of range and Randolph only half commits.
Randolph attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Randolph uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab from Simpson.
Randolph looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
Simpson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Randolph.
Randolph loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Simpson moves out of range of the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Randolph checks the leg kick.
Simpson lands with a right hand.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Randolph pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson takes one to the chin there.
Simpson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Simpson slips under a jab from Randolph.
Randolph throws a leg kick but Simpson moved away.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Randolph takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Randolph throws a leg kick
and Simpson counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. Randolph looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A right-left combo lands from Simpson.
Simpson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Randolph.
Simpson jabs Randolph to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Randolph.
Randolph jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Randolph checks a low kick from Simpson.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Randolph throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Randolph fails to land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson had his way with Sly Randolph in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

A jab from Randolph misses.
Randolph misses with a straight right.
Randolph tried to score with a low kick but Simpson checks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Randolph. Simpson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Randolph attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Randolph uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Randolph lands a head shot.
A slow jab from Randolph misses its intended target.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Randolph.
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Randolph's sensitive parts.
Randolph on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Simpson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Simpson connects with a right hand. Randolph shakes it off.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Randolph is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randolph stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson.
Randolph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Randolph attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simpson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Randolph.
Randolph steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Simpson. That one must have hurt.
Simpson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simpson lands a jab to the head.
Randolph on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Simpson. Simpson obviously looking to wear him down.
Simpson throws a leg kick that misses.
A lazy left from Randolph finds it's target.
A jab from Randolph misses.
Simpson checks the leg kick.
Randolph throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
A lazy left from Randolph finds it's target.
Sly Randolph has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lunges at Randolph with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Randolph's hand.
Simpson catches Randolph with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Simpson delivers a nice body kick.
Simpson tries to land a front kick but Randolph steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice defenses there by Randolph.
Randolph needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
Randolph throws a right hand that misses
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Simpson throws a leg kick
and Randolph counters with a nice body shot.
Randolph throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Randolph throws a chopping leg kick but Simpson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Randolph has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Simpson.
Randolph showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simpson.
Randolph tries to land a leg kick but Simpson saw it coming and moves away.
Randolph lands a head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Randolph's shoulder, as Randolph tries to avoid the shot.
Randolph throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Randolph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body kick from Simpson.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson scores with a jab. Randolph acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Simpson lands a lovely overhand right.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Randolph slips under a jab.
Randolph lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Simpson circles away quickly and effectively.
Simpson cracks Randolph with a good jab.
Randolph misses with a low kick.
Simpson throws out a loose jab but Randolph uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Simpson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Randolph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
Randolph loads up on a big right hand but Simpson slips the punch.
Randolph on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Randolph.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson thumps Randolph with a low kick.
Randolph takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A telegraphed right hand from Randolph misses the target.
Randolph needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
Randolph looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Randolph takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Randolph fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Simpson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 49:46
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 50:45
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson!
A relieved looking Homer Simpson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.