PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Slopey Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Charcoal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith comes to the cage accompanied by Jawga Boyz - Rollin Like A Redneck. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Smith
vs
Charcoal

184 cm
35
163 lbs
33 - 18 - 0

182 cm
34
155 lbs
25 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Slopey Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Charcoal!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Charcoal tests Smith's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Smith misses with a looping right.
Charcoal scores with a shot to the body.
Charcoal staying out of range there.
Charcoal dips to his left and cracks Smith with an uppercut!
A punch combination from Charcoal misses.
Smith ducks under a wild hook from Charcoal.
Charcoal lands a leg kick that knocks Smith off balance momentarily.
Smith pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Charcoal motions for Smith to come forward. Charcoal throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Smith throws a hook to the side of Charcoal's head but Charcoal sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Charcoal uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Smith.
Smith tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Charcoal jabs Smith to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A jab from Charcoal misses.
Donk. Charcoal catches Smith right on the button with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Charcoal scores with a hook.
Smith showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Charcoal.
We've been hearing reports that Smith has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Charcoal throws a nice inside leg kick.
Smith steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Charcoal.
Smith takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
An inside leg kick lands from Charcoal.
Charcoal misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smith takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Charcoal misses the shot to the body.
Smith avoids the head kick by Charcoal.
Charcoal throws a sloppy head kick and Smith moves out of range easily.
Smith tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Charcoal lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Charcoal misses with an uppercut.
Smith pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith loads up on a big right hand but Charcoal slips the punch.
Smith misses with a leg kick.
A jab lands there for Charcoal.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Smith lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Charcoal has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Charcoal and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Charcoal just misses with a punch to the body.
Charcoal scores with a push kick.
Charcoal dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Smith. That did some damage!
Decent striking displayed by Charcoal there.
Smith throws a hook but Charcoal blocks it.
A head kick misses from Charcoal.
Smith misses with a low kick as Charcoal jumps back.
Smith scores with a decent looking hook.
Charcoal misses with a wild combination.
Charcoal connects with a leg kick. Smith looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith moves out of range as Charcoal throws a body kick.
Smith takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Charcoal scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Charcoal thows a body shot but no joy.
Mr Charcoal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Charcoal.
Charcoal takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Charcoal wants to land a leg kick but Smith is out of range.
Charcoal scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Charcoal has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Smith misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Charcoal misses with a shot to the body

and Smith counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Charcoal gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Smith is trying to control. Charcoal wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Charcoal tries to roll over but Smith keeps him under control.
Charcoal avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Smith.
Smith missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Smith thows a huge punch but Charcoal dodges it nicely.
Smith throwing shots but Charcoal is blocking nicely.
Smith throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Smith is trying to control the action in half guard but Charcoal is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Charcoal wants to control but Smith is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Charcoal keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Smith looks to land a strike but Charcoal avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

Charcoal is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Smith defends well.
Smith with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mr Charcoal dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Charcoal scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Charcoal scores with a jab to the body.
Charcoal jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Charcoal uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Smith.
No luck for Smith with that takedown attempt.
Smith throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Charcoal sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Charcoal lands a jab to Smith's midsection.
Smith misses with a double jab.
Smith works over Charcoal's head and body with a nice combination.
A swing and a miss from Smith.
Charcoal scores with a nice right hand.
Charcoal lands with a thumping leg kick.
Charcoal throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Charcoal works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Charcoal misses with a hook.
Charcoal punishes Smith's body with a nice straight punch.
Charcoal scores with a shot to the body.
Charcoal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Smith shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Charcoal pinned against the cage. Charcoal gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Charcoal lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Smith throws a looping overhand right but Charcoal ducks down to avoid it.
Charcoal lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Smith takes one to the side of the head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Charcoal.
Charcoal chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Charcoal throws an overhand right that lands on Smith's shoulder, as Smith tries to avoid the shot.
Smith blocks the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Charcoal blocks a head kick by Smith.
Smith tries to move into range but Charcoal moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Charcoal lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Charcoal listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Charcoal throws a head kick that misses

and Smith counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Charcoal!
Smith throwing strikes but Charcoal manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Charcoal wants to control but Smith is keeping him busy.
Charcoal moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Smith is trying to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith seems a little lost for a moment, as Charcoal dominates the positioning.
Charcoal gets to mount! Smith was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
The referee warns Smith that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Charcoal wants to control the pace but Smith is squirming around nicely.
Smith is bucking up trying to escape but Charcoal cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith tries to hold on but Charcoal postures up.
Charcoal looking to control but Smith is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Smith is in all sorts of trouble here.
Charcoal trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Charcoal controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mr Charcoal showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Charcoal lands a jab.
Smith misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Charcoal fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Smith slips under a jab from Charcoal.
Charcoal is looking to slow Smith down with leg kicks.
Charcoal scores with a head kick. Smith tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Charcoal's corner calls for a 1-2. Charcoal obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Charcoal will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Charcoal lands a slapping body shot.
Mr Charcoal seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Charcoal throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A slow jab from Charcoal misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Charcoal scores with the left hand. Smith knows he should have avoided that one.
Charcoal throws a lazy right hand but Smith sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Charcoal fails with a takedown attempt.
Charcoal fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Charcoal misses with a wild body shot.
Charcoal swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheers as Smith lands an impressive looking overhand right. Charcoal doesn't seem phased though.
Charcoal connects with a body shot.
Smith misses with a low kick.
Charcoal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smith moves away.
Smith throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Charcoal.
Smith tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Charcoal digs a good body shot into Smith's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Charcoal lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Charcoal throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A jab lands there for Charcoal.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smith takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Charcoal jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Charcoal jabs at Smith's body.
Charcoal scores with a sloppy right hand. Smith should have avoided that one.

Smith is rocked!
Smith jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Oh Smith is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A decent looking cross lands there for Charcoal.
Charcoal lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Smith falls backwards - clearly groggy! Charcoal dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Charcoal!
Mr Charcoal decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.