PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Torrio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parka has chosen as his entrance music. Piru Parka has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with John Torrio's chin.

Torrio
vs
Parka

215 cm
27
245 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

210 cm
36
310 lbs
31 - 23 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Torrio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Piru Parka!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Torrio circles away from the clinch attempt.
Parka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Parka has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Torrio changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Parka tries to avoid it but Torrio manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Parka to the ground. Parka escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Torrio scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Parka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Parka takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Torrio fails with the takedown

and Parka counters with a head kick that drops Torrio - he's looking to finish, following his stunned foe to the ground!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parka working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Torrio manages to get to full guard.
Parka stopping the sweep attempt from Torrio.
Torrio really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Parka lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Torrio tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Torrio has his foot on Parka's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Parka works his way back into a safe position though.
Torrio looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parka would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Parka looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Torrio working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Parka doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Parka manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Parka wants to pass the guard but Torrio is keeping the position.
Torrio looking for a sweep. Not yet Torrio, not yet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Torrio is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Parka is aware though and is defending well.

Torrio is looking for a triangle but Parka pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torrio is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Parka content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parka tries to stand but Torrio is controlling from the bottom.
Parka wants to control from the top but Torrio keeps moving.
Parka is in close to Torrio's body, working some short punches and elbows.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Torrio looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Parka postures up.
Parka trying to control the position from guard on top but Torrio is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Torrio has a closed guard, preventing Parka from standing up.
Torrio can't keep his opponent in guard - Parka advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Parka lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torrio is trying to maintain the position but Parka is very close to passing his half guard.
Parka wants to stand but Torrio has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Parka lands a nice short elbow.
Parka is trying to control. Torrio wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Torrio on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Torrio is rocked!
Parka wants to get back to his feet.
Oh Torrio is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Parka is looking to take a break and control but Torrio is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Parka throwing shots but Torrio is blocking nicely.
Torrio seems to have got his legs back now.
Torrio is trying to maintain the position but Parka is very close to passing his half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parka not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Torrio is looking for a sweep. Parka is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parka wants to stand but Torrio has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Torrio tries to roll over but Parka keeps him under control.

Parka is working for a submission of some sort.
Torrio trying to control here.
Torrio is pressing down on Parka's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Torrio working a defensive guard here.
Torrio is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Torrio is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piru Parka dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Torrio throws a leg kick which misses Parka's front leg but catches the back leg as Parka tries to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Parka. Beautiful body shot.
Parka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Torrio with a poor takedown
and Parka counters with a straight right hand.
Torrio goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Torrio misses with a body kick.
Torrio shoots and misses
and Parka counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Torrio to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Parka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Piru Parka!
Piru Parka tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.