PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glot Drulog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kanga Roo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roo is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Land Down Under. Glot Drulog had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Drulog
vs
Roo

190 cm
19
230 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

200 cm
19
275 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Xotic Fruits

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Glot Drulog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kanga Roo!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Eliza Hachem and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drulog throws a hook to the side of Roo's head but Roo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Drulog is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Roo misses the shot to the body.
Roo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Glot Drulog has been cut.

Drulog moves into the clinch successfully.
Drulog is looking to control Roo's arms but Roo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Drulog has his back to the cage.
Drulog tries to pull guard but Roo won't allow it.
Roo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Drulog scores with a hook to the body.
Come on Drulog - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Drulog keeps control of Roo as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Drulog lands a body shot.
Drulog is pushing Roo up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Drulog gets control of Roo's arms and successfully pulls guard. Drulog will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roo wants to get up but he can't break Drulog's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Drulog is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Roo rolls with it to try and escape but Drulog cranks on the arm and Roo is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Glot Drulog!