PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Thor Walden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sebastian Walter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walter has chosen Bombs Away - B.o.B. ft Morgan Freeman as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Walden
vs
Walter

160 cm
25
143 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

160 cm
25
139 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Can Moonwalk

CHAOS Clothing (*Laundry Available @ 875%*)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Thor Walden!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sebastian Walter!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Reed Andrews and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Walter. Those never looked like landing.
Walden turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Walter throws a body punch but Walden moves out of range.
Good work by Walter as he checks the leg kick.
Walden could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Walden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Walter tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Walter tries to bum rush Walden with a series of wild strikes but Walden uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Walter takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Walden throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Walter's head.
Walden connects with a high kick.
Walter connects with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Walden thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Walter if he has to take too many more of those.
Walden throws a half hearted mid kick.
Walter moves out of range of the body kick.
Walter shoots in for a double leg but Walden sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Walter has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Walden.
Walter stuns Walden with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Walden.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Walter checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walden connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Walter lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Walden backs up against the cage.
Walden takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Walden lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Walter has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Walter and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Walden pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Walter sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Walden throws a head kick that half lands.
Walden throws a leg kick that misses.
Walden with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Walden throws a head kick but Walter moves out of range.
Walter explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Walden scores with a kick to the body.
Walter throws a series of punches but Walden avoids them all with ease.
Walter avoids the head kick by Walden.
Walden pivots, looking for a leg kick but Walter is out of range and Walden settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walter misses with a looping right.
Jab, jab by Walter - just one landing.
Walden chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Walden tries a low kick but Walter avoids it.
Walter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Walden was well out of range. Poor timing from Walter.
Walden takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

It looks like Thor Walden has been cut.
A combination from Walter does no damage.
Walden misses with an attempted mid kick.
Walden is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Walden throws a head kick that misses.
Walter throws a series of punches but Walden avoids them all with ease.
A head kick misses from Walter.
Walter misses with a looping right.
Walden throws a nice outside leg kick.
Walden buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walter checks the leg kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Walden.
Walter throws a jab but it's blocked by Walden.
Walter checks a leg kick.
We've been told by Walden's head coaches at Valhalla:NY GYM that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Walden is looking to score with low kicks.
Walter punishes Walden's body with a nice straight punch.
Walter has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Walden.
Walter moves out of range of the body kick from Walden.
Walter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Walter misses with a double jab.
Walden displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Walter throws out the jab.
Walter sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A good leg kick by Walden.
Walden thows a body kick. Walter tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Walden bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Walden wants to slow Walter down by chopping away at his legs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Walden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walter lands a really nice looking cross but Walden seems unphased.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crunch! Walter slams his shin into Walden's torso.
Walden throws a quick inside leg kick.
Walden avoids a kick to the body.
We've been informed that Walter has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Walden misses with a kick to the body.
Walter works Walden's body with a nice hook.
Some wild striking there from Walter.
Walter misses with a head kick.
Walter moves out of range of the body kick from Walden.
Walden lands a head kick. Walter smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Walter on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Walden throws a low kick but Walter moves out of range easily.
Walden takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Walden is looking to land body kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Thor Walden will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Thor Walden's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Walter scores with a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Walter misses the target.
Walter swinging wildly here.
Walter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Walden tries to land a front kick but Walter steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An inside leg kick lands from Walden.
Walter misses with the combination.
Walden tries a low kick but Walter avoids it.
Walter feints a jab promting Walden to slip. Walter then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Walden slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Crunch! Walden slams his shin into Walter's torso.
Walter's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walden throws a half hearted mid kick.
Walter misses with a straight left.
Walden lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walden lands with a kick to the temple. Walter shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Walter throws a body punch but Walden moves out of range.
Walter chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Walden can pounce on him.
Walden chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Walden shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Walden misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Walden scores with a head kick. Walter tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Walden wants to slow Walter down by chopping away at his legs.
Walter checks a low kick from Walden.
Walter with a jab.
Walter misses with a body kick.
Walter checks a low kick from Walden.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walter fails to land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Walter misses.
Walden delivers a nice body kick.
Thor Walden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Walter checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walden thumps Walter with a low kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Walter checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Walden throws a push kick but Walter slaps the foot to one side.
Sebastian Walter is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Walter misses with a few strikes there.
Walter on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Walden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Walter.
A swing and a miss from Walter.
Walter is breathing heavily.
Walter stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Walden.
Walter moves out of range as Walden throws a body kick.
Walden tries to move into range but Walter moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Walter feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Waldens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Walter fails to land with a series of punches.
Walden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Walden throws a leg kick
letting Walter counter with a right hand.
Walter misses with a few strikes there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walter scores with a jab to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Walter blocks the leg kick.
Walter stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Walter sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Walter throws a lazy right hand but Walden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Walter lands a body shot.
Walden misses with a kick to the body.
Walden misses with a low kick.
Walden looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Walden lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Walden lands a nice looking body kick.
Walter scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Walden doesn't seem bothered though.
Walden misses with an attempted mid kick.
Walter misses with the combination.
Walter cracks Walden with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Walden.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Walden. Walter shrugs it off though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An inside leg kick lands from Walden.
Walden thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Walter if he has to take too many more of those.
A nice leg kick lands there from Walden.
Walden turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Walter is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Walden.
Walter takes a swing at Walden's ribcage but misses.
Walden is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Walter misses with a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Walter uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Walden has time to react.
Walter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Walden tries to work over Walter's front leg with a kick but Walter checks it.
Walter on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Walden. Walden obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Thor Walden will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Thor Walden's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Nice body kick from Walden.
Thor Walden is winning the standup battle so far.
Walter goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Walden motions for Walter to come forward. Walden throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Walden feints and then cracks Walter's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Walter down.
Walter misses with a two punch combination.
Walden throws a low kick but Walter moves out of range easily.
Walter gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Walden counters with an inside leg kick.
Walden misses with a leg kick.
Walter throws the kick towards the body but Walden avoids it.
Walden fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Walter is out of range.
Walden pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A solid body kick from Walden.
Walden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Walden connects with an inside leg kick.
Walter feints a jab promting Walden to slip. Walter then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Walden slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Walter takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walden misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walter chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Walden can pounce on him.
Walden throws a leg kick that misses.
Walter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Walter lands a nice shot to the body.
Walter attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Walden - that will leave a mark!
Walter has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Walden.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Walden.
Walden misses with a head kick.
That kick from Walden tenderised Walter's leg. Walter is trying to keep his angry face on.
Walden throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Walter avoids a kick to the body.
Walden attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Walden manages to avoid it.
Walden on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Walden scores with a kick to the body.
A clash of legs there as Walter blocks the low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walter moves out of range of the leg kick from Walden.
A punch combination from Walter misses.
Walden tried to score with a low kick but Walter checks it.
Walden tries to score with a low kick but Walter moves his leg out of the way.
A leg kick checked by Walter.
Some bone on bone action there as Walter checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Walter throws out a loose jab but Walden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Walden throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Walter connects with a body shot that sends Walden's belly button to the back.
Walden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Walden attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walter lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Walden at a distance.
Walter avoids a kick to the body.
Walden throws a nice outside leg kick.
Walter misses with an uppercut.
Walden avoids a punch combination nicely.
Walden keeps Walter at a distance using the push kick.
Walter lets loose with a powerful body kick. Walden will feel that in the morning.
Walden throws a wild body kick that Walter sees coming a mile off.
Walden throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Walter throws a series of punches but Walden moves out of range.
Walden throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Walden lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Walden misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walden fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Walter checks it well.
Walden takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Walter connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Walter moves out of range of the body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Walter throws the left hand but Walden avoids the punch easily.
Walden thumps Walter with a low kick.
Walden ducks right into an uppercut from Walter.
Walden uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Walter.
Walden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Walter ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A shot to the liver by Walter. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Walden lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Walden moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Walter throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Thor Walden did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Thor Walden's cut.
That's time! Walden's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Walden avoids the head kick by Walter.
Walter avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Walden is looking to land body kicks.
Walter swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Walden scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Walter misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Walter throws a series of punches but Walden avoids them all with ease.
Walden throws a body kick that misses.
Walden pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Walter just misses with a punch to the body.
Walden misses with a low kick.
Walter cracks Walden with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Walter is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Walden feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Walter's calf.
Walter lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Walter moves out of range as Walden throws a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walter misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Walter throws a chopping leg kick but Walden manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Walden looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Walden fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Walden throws a front kick aimed at Walter's knee but Walter avoids it well.
Walden connects with a solid leg kick.
Walter takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Walden blocks a head kick by Walter.
Walden scores with a kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Walden.
Walden turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Walden throws a leg kick but Walter checks it.
Walter throws a big shot that misses.
Walter just misses with a punch to the body.
Walden lands a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walden throws the kick towards the body but Walter avoids it.
Walden misses with an attempted mid kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Walter scores with a four punch combination!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Walden fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Walter has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Walden explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Walter throws an overhand right that lands on Walden's shoulder, as Walden tries to avoid the shot.
Walter misses with a straight left.
Walden throws a push kick but Walter slaps the foot to one side.
Walter misses with a looping right.
Walden throws a half hearted mid kick.
Walden throws a wild body kick that Walter sees coming a mile off.
Walden throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Walter throws a nice looking combination but Walden bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Walden scores with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walden dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Walter. That did some damage!
Walter moves out of range of the body kick.
Walden is looking to land body kicks.
Walden throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Walter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Walter. Walden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Walden throws the kick towards the body but Walter avoids it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Walden!
Walden throws a head kick that half lands.
Walden takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Walden showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Walter.
Walter checks the leg kick nicely there.
Walden looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Walter misses with a looping left.
Walter has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Walden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walden connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Walter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice straight punches there by Walter. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Walter.
Walter has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Walden.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Walter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Walden.
A nice inside leg kick there by Walden. That's going to slow Walter down.
Walden throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Walter connects with a body shot that sends Walden's belly button to the back.
Walter takes a swing at Walden's ribcage but misses.
Walter fails to land with a series of punches.
Walter chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Walden can pounce on him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Walden throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Walden slips a straight right by Walter.
Walter on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thor Walden had his way with Sebastian Walter in that round.
The cut man is working on Thor Walden's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Walden looks for the body kick but Walter saw that one coming.
Walden misses with a kick to the body.
Walden ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Walden lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Walden is looking to land body kicks.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Walden lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Walter has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Walter and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Walden throws a nice inside leg kick.
Walden throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Walden dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Walter. That did some damage!
Walter swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Walden throws a low kick but Walter avoids it.
An inside leg kick from Walden misses.
Walter scores with a hook.
Walter works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Walter crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Walden - the referee stops the clock and Walter gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Walden. Walter manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walter tries a head kick but it misses.
Walden throws a half hearted mid kick.
Walden throws a low kick but it's checked well by Walter.
Walter lands a lovely overhand right.
Walter lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Walden tried to score with a low kick but Walter checks it.
Walden tried to score with a low kick but Walter checks it.
Walden pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Walter slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Walden is rocked!
Walden throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Oh Walden is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Walter connects with the punch.
Walter throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Walden colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Walter as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Walden is left battered and dazed whilst Walter and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sebastian Walter! Sebastian Walter retains his bantamweight title!
A very excited looking Sebastian Walter rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.