PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sandor Clegane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up's entrance music is call to prayer. A fine choice. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Sandor Clegane enters the cage!

Fucked up
vs
Clegane

178 cm
32
182 lbs
10 - 18 - 1

176 cm
20
179 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyelove Fucked up!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Sandor Clegane!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucked up tries to clinch up.
Clegane fails with the takedown.
Clegane shoots and misses
and Fucked up counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Fucked up scoring well with a low kick there.
Clegane shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Fucked up decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Clegane's guard.
Eyelove Fucked up has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sandor Clegane.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Fucked up stops Clegane from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fucked up stays in close to Clegane's body and controls the position.
Clegane wants to stand but Fucked up is controlling the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fucked up showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Eyelove Fucked up just wasn't active enough.
Clegane tries for a takedown but Fucked up circles away easily
and Fucked up counters with a two punch combo.
Clegane looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Clegane fails with the takedown

and Fucked up moves into the clinch.

Fucked up pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fucked up takes the fight into the clinch.

Clegane pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Clegane tries for a takedown but Fucked up circles away easily
and Fucked up counters with a nice leg kick.
Fucked up throws a head kick that Clegane semi-blocks.
Clegane doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fucked up counters with a stiff right hand.
Fucked up tries to clinch but Clegane is having none of it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Clegane shoots in but no luck this time.
Clegane misses with a takedown attempt

and Fucked up moves into the clinch.
Clegane looks winded!

Fucked up breaks from the clinch.

Fucked up moves into the clinch.

Clegane pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Fucked up closes the distance and pushes Clegane back into the cage.

Fucked up lands a takedown into guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucked up is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Fucked up prevents Clegane from getting back to his feet.
Fucked up is stalling in the full guard.
Clegane wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Fucked up is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Eyelove Fucked up wasn't doing enough on the ground.
A combination from Fucked up does no damage.
Clegane looks for a takedown but Fucked up sprawls well.
Clegane fails with the takedown
and Fucked up counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clegane shoots and misses

and Fucked up moves into the clinch.
Fucked up tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Clegane avoids it.
Fucked up trying to land knees to the body.

Fucked up lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Clegane tries to kick Fucked up off but Fucked up keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Fucked up is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Clegane tries to kick Fucked up off but Fucked up keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Clegane can do anything to dispel that myth.
Fucked up is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Clegane!
Fucked up looking to control and managing it successfully.
You get the feeling that Clegane really doesn't like being in this position too much.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee warns Clegane that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Fucked up takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Fucked up's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Clegane is trying to stand.
Clegane told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fucked up controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Clegane looks for a takedown but Fucked up sprawls well.
Clegane doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fucked up counters with a left and a right that stings Clegane.
Fucked up connects with a body shot that sends Clegane's belly button to the back.
We've been told by Fucked up's head coaches at The Seven Sins Grappling Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Clegane takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Clegane with a poor takedown
and Fucked up counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Eyelove Fucked up has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sandor Clegane.
Fucked up tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Clegane fails with the takedown
and Fucked up counters with a series of strikes. Clegane will be more careful next time no doubt.

Fucked up drives through and clinches with Clegane against the cage.

Fucked up manages to break the clinch.
Clegane swats away the attempt to clinch by Fucked up.
Clegane has his takedown stuffed
and Fucked up counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Clegane is breathing heavily.
Clegane with a lazy takedown attempt
and Fucked up counters with a nice body shot.
Fucked up with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up lands a high kick!
Fucked up scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Clegane is rocked!
Eyelove Fucked up is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fucked up measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Clegane! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Eyelove Fucked up!
As Eyelove Fucked up got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!" Quran 22:19-2'.