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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rastaphan Dominatrix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evil Kullervo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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14 - 1 - 0 |
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186 cm
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209 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rastaphan Dominatrix!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Kullervo!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kullervo throws an overhand right that lands on Dominatrix's shoulder, as Dominatrix tries to avoid the shot.
Kullervo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
It looks like Rastaphan Dominatrix has been cut.
Kullervo motions for Dominatrix to come forward. Kullervo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Dominatrix misses
and Kullervo makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A lazy left from Kullervo finds it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dominatrix tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kullervo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dominatrix tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kullervo has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Dominatrix is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Kullervo lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dominatrix takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kullervo staying out of range there.
Dominatrix fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kullervo tries a head kick but it misses.
Dominatrix wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kullervo lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullervo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dominatrix tries to close the distance and clinch but Kullervo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kullervo thumps Dominatrix with a low kick.
A solid body kick from Kullervo.
Dominatrix swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dominatrix lands a jab to the nose.
It looks like Evil Kullervo has been cut.
Kullervo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dominatrix takes one on the chin but seems OK.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kullervo throws a leg kick but Dominatrix sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kullervo feints and then cracks Dominatrix's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dominatrix down.
Dominatrix throws a shot from downtown. Kullervo moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix misses with an uppercut.
Dominatrix missing with a left hand there. Kullervo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kullervo misses with a hook.
Dominatrix wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dominatrix fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kullervo avoids it really well and circles away.
Dominatrix is looking to clinch.
Kullervo lands with a nice body kick.
Dominatrix throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dominatrix looks to land a right hand but Kullervo moved out of range.
Nice jab there from Dominatrix.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dominatrix throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kullervo lands with an overhand left.
Rastaphan Dominatrix's cut is getting worse.
Kullervo scores with a leg kick.
That kick from Kullervo tenderised Dominatrix's leg. Dominatrix is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dominatrix is breathing heavily.
Kullervo with a jab.
Dominatrix moves out of range of the leg kick from Kullervo.
Kullervo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A punch combination from Dominatrix misses.
Dominatrix fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kullervo manages to avoid it.
Dominatrix takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kullervo lands an overhand right.
Kullervo throws a head kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo throws a sloppy head kick and Dominatrix moves out of range easily.
Kullervo fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dominatrix is out of range.
Kullervo throws a front kick that sends Dominatrix stumbling back into the cage.
Kullervo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dominatrix's calf.
Kullervo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dominatrix's calf.
Dominatrix has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kullervo.
Kullervo connects with a crisp jab.
Kullervo pushes Dominatrix away with a front kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kullervo with a nice cross.
Kullervo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dominatrix on the side of the head.
Rastaphan Dominatrix's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kullervo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Evil Kullervo dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Dominatrix has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kullervo.
Dominatrix scores with the left hand. Kullervo knows he should have avoided that one.
Kullervo on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dominatrix misses with a straight left.
Good leg kick by Kullervo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kullervo motions for Dominatrix to come forward. Kullervo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Dominatrix misses the target.
Kullervo gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dominatrix counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dominatrix throwing shots but Kullervo is blocking nicely.
Kullervo is looking to control Dominatrix's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kullervo avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kullervo gets back to full guard.
Dominatrix avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dominatrix distracts Kullervo with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Dominatrix avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dominatrix advances position into side control!
Dominatrix creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Kullervo sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Kullervo sneaks back into half guard.
Dominatrix sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kullervo defending well though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo actively working from the bottom here.
Kullervo looking for submissions off his back.
Dominatrix missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dominatrix lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Dominatrix looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kullervo with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters are battling for position here. Kullervo manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Dominatrix trying to control the position from guard on top but Kullervo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kullervo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Kullervo is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dominatrix throwing strikes but missing.
Kullervo looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Dominatrix is defending well. Kullervo quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Dominatrix has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Kullervo celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Evil Kullervo!
Evil Kullervo is the new light heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Evil Kullervo thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Rastaphan Dominatrix stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oh well, my camp thought I would get beat, I don't learn too fast since I get punched so often. Congrats to the new champ.'.
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