PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vlad Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDonald has chosen EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES as his entrance music. Ronald McDonald is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Impaler
vs
McDonald

174 cm
37
160 lbs
27 - 21 - 0

181 cm
36
167 lbs
32 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160
Zipp Zapp

VIRAL COMBAT
Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 21 - 0, fighting out of London, Vlad Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonald misses the shot to the body.
Impaler fails with the takedown
and McDonald counters with a solid body kick.
Impaler blocks the body kick.

McDonald gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
McDonald lands a left hand.
McDonald misses with a hook from the clinch.

Impaler manages to break the clinch.
Impaler shoots in for a double leg but McDonald sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Impaler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McDonald pinned against the cage. McDonald gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vlad Impaler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
Impaler is trying hard to land a takedown here. McDonald sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Impaler shoots in looking for a takedown. McDonald tries to sprawl out of it but Impaler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McDonald manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McDonald connects with a high kick.

It looks like Vlad Impaler has been cut.
Impaler avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but McDonald defends well and Impaler ends up having to push McDonald into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Impaler prevents a body shot from McDonald.
Impaler is looking for a takedown.
Impaler looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
Impaler goes for a takedown in the clinch but McDonald prevents it.
McDonald connects with a nasty looking knee right to Impaler's face.
A nice right hand lands inside from McDonald.
McDonald lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McDonald with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McDonald crunches a lovely knee into Impaler's ribcage.
McDonald throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Impaler wants a takedown.
McDonald pushes Impaler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McDonald throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
Impaler is trying to work for a single leg takedown but McDonald pulls him back up using the underhooks.

Impaler turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Impaler manages to end up in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald is looking for a sweep.
McDonald struggling a bit here.
McDonald keeps Impaler under control for a moment.

Impaler tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Impaler has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Impaler tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Impaler has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Impaler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but McDonald is avoiding damage well.
McDonald pushes Impaler away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Impaler gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Impaler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Impaler looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald tries to buck Impaler off but Impaler is having none of it.

Impaler wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by McDonald, who protects the arm well.
Impaler tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Impaler landing a few strikes.
Sloppy strikes there by Impaler.
McDonald wants to control but Impaler postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Impaler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.

Impaler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Impaler thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

McDonald bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Impaler has his takedown stuffed
and McDonald counters with a slapping leg kick.
McDonald shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDonald lands a right hook to the body.
Impaler shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Impaler feints and as McDonald raises his hands in defense, Impaler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
McDonald trying to control the position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ronald McDonald will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Vlad Impaler's cut.
That's time! Impaler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

McDonald darts in and clinches Impaler up against the cage.
McDonald lands a right hand that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.
McDonald lands a knee to the head.
Impaler tries to score a body lock takedown but McDonald shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Impaler changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McDonald fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Vlad Impaler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Impaler shoots for a takedown but McDonald saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vlad Impaler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler tries for a takedown but McDonald circles away easily
and McDonald counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Impaler fails to land the takedown.
McDonald swings and misses with a hook to the body.

McDonald pushes Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McDonald.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald scores with a hook to the body.
McDonald lands a left hand that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.
Impaler tries to score a body lock takedown but McDonald shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Impaler avoids the damage to the body.
Impaler drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McDonald lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Impaler wants to break the clinch but can't.
Impaler looking for a takedown.
McDonald misses with a punch on the inside.
McDonald scores with a knee to the head.
Impaler goes for a takedown in the clinch but McDonald prevents it.
McDonald stops a takedown attempt from Impaler.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McDonald tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
McDonald lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McDonald.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but Impaler blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Impaler looking for a takedown.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice right hand lands inside from McDonald.
McDonald with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McDonald lands with a right to the head.
Impaler is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but Impaler blocks it.
McDonald lands with a light punch inside.

Impaler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Vlad Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McDonald lands an overhand right.

Impaler closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming McDonald to the mat! McDonald manages to get full guard.
McDonald is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Impaler trying to control the position from guard on top but McDonald is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Impaler wants to pass the guard but McDonald is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Impaler throwing strikes but missing.
Impaler trying to control but McDonald is working from the bottom.
Impaler won't allow McDonald to get back to his feet.
Impaler looking to pass the guard.
McDonald wants to stand but Impaler is controlling the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
McDonald is trying to control the position from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up but Impaler swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Impaler lands a nice shot that snaps McDonald's head back.
McDonald throws the kick towards the body but Impaler avoids it.
Impaler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
McDonald throws a push kick but Impaler slaps the foot to one side.
Impaler shoots in looking for a takedown but McDonald manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Impaler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
McDonald is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Impaler rather than just go for the knockout.
Horrible takedown by Impaler or perhaps it was just good defense by McDonald which made him look bad.
McDonald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ronald McDonald seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Impaler with a poor takedown
and McDonald counters with a right hand to the body.
Ronald McDonald is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

McDonald clinches up with Impaler and pushes him back against the cage.
Impaler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Impaler is looking to take this one to the mat.
McDonald tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McDonald lands a shoulder strike.
Impaler is looking for a takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Vlad Impaler's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

McDonald throws a shot from downtown. Impaler moves away and avoids it.
McDonald scores with a leg kick.
McDonald is looking to slow Impaler down with leg kicks.
Impaler swinging wildly here.
McDonald tries to clinch up.
Impaler fails to land the takedown.
Impaler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McDonald as he avoids it easily.
Impaler with a lazy takedown attempt
and McDonald counters with a nice low kick that buckles Impaler's knee momentarily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vlad Impaler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler shoots and misses
and McDonald counters with a slapping leg kick.
McDonald lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

McDonald rushes Impaler and presses him up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McDonald.
Impaler wants a takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Impaler drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDonald crunches a lovely knee into Impaler's ribcage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McDonald lands an uppercut.
McDonald unloads a knee to the mid-section. Impaler lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McDonald lands a hook that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.

Impaler is rocked!
McDonald lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Oh Impaler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McDonald lands with a short shot to the head.
McDonald lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Impaler.
McDonald working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McDonald.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McDonald scores with a nice hook to the head.
McDonald lands a body shot.
Impaler has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. McDonald avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Impaler has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McDonald after a bit of a struggle.
McDonald has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Impaler - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from McDonald, and another! Impaler is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald took some time post fight to say the following; 'Honestly, I had no idea I was going to get this opportunity! I've had a seriously tough career, and it feels so good to be champ again! I didn't know if this day was ever going to come again, but it did! Thank you creator! Keep waking up world, we have douche bags to remove! BROKEN HALO PRIDE!'.