PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richie McCaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff's entrance music is Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. A fine choice. McCaw has chosen Seeing Things as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cockenschtuff
vs
McCaw

193 cm
32
269 lbs
27 - 12 - 1

187 cm
29
268 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Richie McCaw!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Reed Andrews and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff throws out a powerful jab.
McCaw will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McCaw lands a leg kick that knocks Cockenschtuff off balance momentarily.
Richie McCaw seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cockenschtuff's corner calls for a 1-2. Cockenschtuff obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
An inside leg kick from McCaw misses.
McCaw misses with a left hand
and Cockenschtuff counters with a thumping low kick.
McCaw waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff fakes the leg kick and cracks McCaw in the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Richie McCaw has been cut.
McCaw pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cockenschtuff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McCaw.
McCaw has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McCaw misses with a combination
and Cockenschtuff counters with a low kick, right behind McCaw 's knee.
A telegraphed right hand from McCaw misses the target.

McCaw drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Cockenschtuff avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McCaw looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCaw trying to control but Cockenschtuff is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cockenschtuff is controlling McCaw's posture.
McCaw trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McCaw has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Cockenschtuff is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McCaw wants to control from the top but Cockenschtuff keeps moving.
McCaw scoring with punches to the head and body.
McCaw wants to control from the top but Cockenschtuff keeps moving.
Cockenschtuff bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McCaw's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff postures up.
Cockenschtuff tries to stand but McCaw is controlling from the bottom.

McCaw has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cockenschtuff can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

McCaw looking for a guillotine here but Cockenschtuff defends easily.

McCaw has his foot on Cockenschtuff's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cockenschtuff works his way back into a safe position though.

McCaw working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Cockenschtuff has passed into half guard!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Cockenschtuff in particular looking to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McCaw looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

McCaw is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cockenschtuff pulls his head out easily.
McCaw trying to control here.
Cockenschtuff is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Cockenschtuff tries to stand and escape but McCaw is controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McCaw is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Cockenschtuff's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Cockenschtuff's back!
Well, with McCaw on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Cockenschtuff is tapping out... Can he escape the position?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCaw scores with strikes from the back.
McCaw controlling well, preventing Cockenschtuff from escaping the position.
McCaw softening up his opponent with strikes here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Cockenschtuff preventing the rear naked choke attempt from McCaw.
McCaw is punishing Cockenschtuff with strikes - can he finish him?!
Good control from McCaw.
McCaw has the hooks in. Cockenschtuff is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
McCaw looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.
McCaw has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Cockenschtuff.
Will McCaw go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Cockenschtuff tries to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richie McCaw dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Richie McCaw's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A big right from McCaw misses.
Cockenschtuff wants to clinch.
McCaw's corner calls for a 1-2. McCaw obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cockenschtuff.
McCaw avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McCaw rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice body shot.
Cockenschtuff staying out of range there.
McCaw misses with a hook
and Cockenschtuff counters with a good low kick that McCaw was not able to check.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff connects with a leg kick. McCaw looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McCaw misses with a hook
and Cockenschtuff counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
McCaw is breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff connects with a solid leg kick.
Cockenschtuff scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cockenschtuff lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cockenschtuff has McCaw up against the cage in a clinch.
McCaw has had enough of the clinch but Cockenschtuff keeps him there for the moment.
Cockenschtuff scores a nice knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff landing some nice looking knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCaw takes a knee to the side of the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McCaw backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cockenschtuff unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cockenschtuff lands a good knee to the midsection. McCaw won't want to take too many of those.
A body shot lands from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff is trying to stall.
A nice left hand lands by Cockenschtuff.
McCaw wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McCaw as Cockenschtuff tries to tie him up.
McCaw's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook that snaps the head of McCaw backwards.
McCaw is trying to drag Cockenschtuff to the mat but Cockenschtuff just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Cockenschtuff pushes McCaw back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McCaw is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cockenschtuff gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Cockenschtuff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cockenschtuff softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lester Cockenschtuff has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand.
Cockenschtuff tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McCaw drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cockenschtuff pulls his leg out and moves away.
Lester Cockenschtuff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Richie McCaw.
A cross from Cockenschtuff lands.
McCaw throws a jab but it's blocked by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a brutal head kick. McCaw looks out on his feet and Cockenschtuff throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Lester Cockenschtuff!
Lester Cockenschtuff retains his heavyweight title!
Lester Cockenschtuff decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Richie McCaw had this to say: 'I worked really hard in me training camp, This is the best shape I have ever been in. I'm still new to the 265lb division and already amongst the top, in due time I promise me fans!'.