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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vanilla Ice Cold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ice Cold has chosen Adrenaline! as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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146 lbs
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143 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vanilla Ice Cold!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ice Cold checks a leg kick.
Loompa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ice Cold fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ice Cold throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ice Cold scores with a kick to the body.
Ice Cold misses with a kick to the body.
Ice Cold throws a hook to the side of Loompa's head but Loompa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ice Cold looks to score with a jab to the body but Loompa is just out of range.
Loompa has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Ice Cold blocks a leg kick.
Ice Cold takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Ice Cold looks to land a right hand but Loompa moved out of range.
Loompa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jab by Ice Cold.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slow jab from Loompa misses its intended target.
Ice Cold misses with a kick to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Loompa checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice Cold scores with a nice right hand.
Ice Cold throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Loompa takes one on the button.
Vanilla Ice Cold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Ice Cold misses.
Ice Cold tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Loompa misses with a body punch
enabling Ice Cold to counter with a crisp jab.
Loompa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ice Cold moves out of range of the body kick.
Ice Cold throws a body punch but Loompa moves out of range.
Ice Cold connects with a leg kick. Loompa looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Loompa throws a leg kick but Ice Cold moved away.
Loompa lands a leg kick that knocks Ice Cold off balance momentarily.
Ice Cold tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Loompa is able to avoid easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loompa misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Loompa shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ice Cold pinned against the cage. Ice Cold gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Loompa takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ice Cold thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ice Cold throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ice Cold throws a solid leg kick but Loompa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ice Cold.
Loompa throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ice Cold feints and then cracks Loompa's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Loompa down.
A punch lands to the side of Loompa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Loompa misses with a left hand
and Ice Cold counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Good exchange - Ice Cold coming out on top.
Ice Cold throws a good cross that connects.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa slips under a jab.
Ice Cold throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Loompa counters with a nice double leg into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Ice Cold managing to control the position.
Loompa in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ice Cold being controlled here, momentarily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Loompa loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but Ice Cold is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loompa won't allow Ice Cold to sweep him here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Ice Cold holds on and takes a little breather.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Ice Cold cracks the inside of Loompa's front leg.
Ice Cold smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A low kick from Loompa is predictable there
and Ice Cold counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Loompa takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ice Cold has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ice Cold has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Loompa.
Ice Cold lands a nice leg kick that just misses Loompa's sensitive parts.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loompa swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Ice Cold counters with an inside leg kick.
Ice Cold throws an overhand right that lands on Loompa's shoulder, as Loompa tries to avoid the shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ice Cold. Loompa does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vanilla Ice Cold dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Loompa slaps away a takedown attempt from Ice Cold, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Vanilla Ice Cold seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ice Cold keeps Loompa at a distance using the push kick.
Loompa punishes Ice Cold's body with a nice straight punch.
Loompa throws a right hand that misses
and Ice Cold counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ice Cold cracks the inside of Loompa's front leg.
Ice Cold connects with a solid leg kick.
Loompa tries to land a front kick but Ice Cold steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ice Cold is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Loompa misses the shot to the body.
Ice Cold throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Loompa throws a lazy head kick
and Ice Cold counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ice Cold listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Loompa throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Loompa takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Loompa scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ice Cold scores with a shot to the body.
Loompa takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice shot lands for Ice Cold.
Ice Cold lands with a kick to the ribs.
Ice Cold throws a push kick but Loompa slaps the foot to one side.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ice Cold.
Loompa looks to score with a jab to the body but Ice Cold is just out of range.
Loompa swings for the body but Ice Cold moves out of range.
Ice Cold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loompa.
Vanilla Ice Cold is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ice Cold lands with a thumping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Loompa throws a wild body kick that Ice Cold sees coming a mile off.
Loompa pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ice Cold bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Loompa's head.
Loompa lands with an overhand left.
Loompa avoids the body shot from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold avoids a kick to the body.
Ice Cold goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ice Cold lunges at Loompa with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Loompa's hand.
Loompa throws a looping overhand right but Ice Cold ducks down to avoid it.
Loompa dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ice Cold avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Ice Cold connects with a crisp jab.
Loompa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold avoids the body shot from Loompa.
Ice Cold scores with a crisp jab that stopped Loompa in his tracks.
Ice Cold delivers a nice body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa slips a jab from Ice Cold.
Loompa throws a right hand that misses
and Ice Cold counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Loompa thinking.
Loompa cracks Ice Cold with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ice Cold tries to land a front kick but Loompa steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ice Cold clinches up against the cage.
Ice Cold lands a shoulder strike.
Ice Cold throws a punch but it's blocked by Loompa.
Loompa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ice Cold.
Loompa lands a body punch in the clinch.
Loompa lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ice Cold backwards.
Ice Cold misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Ice Cold.
Loompa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ice Cold blocks an uppercut.
Loompa is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left hand lands to the body for Loompa.
A right handed body shot lands from Ice Cold.
Loompa working aggressively here.
Ice Cold wants to get back to striking at distance but Loompa won't allow it.
Ice Cold wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ice Cold swings wildly with an uppercut but Loompa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loompa blocking some punches.
Loompa working hard to break the clinch.
Loompa misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Loompa fails to land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loompa swings wildly with an uppercut but Ice Cold uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loompa scores with a shot to the side of Ice Cold's head.
Loompa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Loompa struggles to land a body shot inside as Ice Cold controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vanilla Ice Cold showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Ice Cold lunges at Loompa with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Loompa's hand.
Ice Cold dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Loompa. That did some damage!
Loompa misses with a kick to the body.
A big right from Loompa misses.
Ice Cold wants to clinch up but Loompa keeps it at a distance.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ice Cold - that will leave a mark!
A low kick from Ice Cold misses
and Loompa counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ice Cold is looking for a sweep.
Loompa working the strikes but Ice Cold uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Ice Cold trying to control here.
Loompa wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ice Cold keeps working.
Loompa is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice Cold tries to roll over but Loompa keeps him under control.
Ice Cold controlling the position well.
Ice Cold has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Loompa is working away from the top position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Loompa is thwarting Ice Cold's attempts to control the position.
Ice Cold is pressing down on Loompa's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Loompa controls from within his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Loompa's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Loompa postures up.
Loompa trying to control but Ice Cold is working from the bottom.
Ice Cold is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Loompa might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Ice Cold throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Loompa looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but Ice Cold is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ice Cold is trying to keep Loompa in close.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Ice Cold.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ice Cold not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Vanilla Ice Cold just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Loompa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Ice Cold lunges at Loompa with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Loompa's hand.
Ice Cold looks to score with a jab to the body but Loompa is just out of range.
Ice Cold misses with an uppercut.
Ice Cold scores with a kick to the body.
Ice Cold connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Ice Cold moves out of range as Loompa throws a body kick.
Ice Cold throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ice Cold fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Loompa checks it well.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Loompa.
Loompa is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ice Cold.
Ice Cold shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ice Cold scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Ice Cold misses the target.
Loompa will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice Cold is looking to slow Loompa down with leg kicks.
Ice Cold throws out a leg kick but Loompa moves out of range and Ice Cold only half commits.
Ice Cold uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Loompa looks to land a body kick but Ice Cold moved away.
Ice Cold has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ice Cold connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Loompa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold misses with a body kick.
Loompa throws a body kick that misses.
Loompa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ice Cold lands a front kick.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Ice Cold works the jab nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ice Cold connects with a right hand. Loompa shakes it off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ice Cold throws a lazy right hand but Loompa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Loompa walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Loompa takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Loompa takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Loompa looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Loompa defending well as Ice Cold loads up on a big left hand.
Ice Cold throws a head kick that misses.
Loompa takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Loompa lands with an overhand left.
Nice shot by Ice Cold.
Loompa takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ice Cold throws a front kick aimed at Loompa's knee but Loompa avoids it well.
Ice Cold takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Loompa closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Ice Cold quickly recovers to half guard.
Loompa controlling the pace.
Ice Cold is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Loompa scores with a couple of nice shots.
Ice Cold gets full guard.
Ice Cold working a defensive guard but Loompa passes into half guard.
Ice Cold has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Loompa is working away from the top position though.
Loompa controlling the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loompa drops an elbow to the side of Ice Cold's head.
Loompa looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Ice Cold has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Loompa is working away from the top position though.
Loompa working Ice Cold over with strikes.
Loompa is thwarting Ice Cold's attempts to control the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loompa lands with a punch from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vanilla Ice Cold dominated that fourth round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Loompa swings widly with a right hand
and Ice Cold counters with a nice uppercut.
Ice Cold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loompa.
Ice Cold takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ice Cold misses with a kick to the body.
Ice Cold on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Loompa. Loompa obviously looking to wear him down.
Loompa takes one to the side of the head.
Ice Cold connects with a solid leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Loompa.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Loompa checks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Ice Cold misses.
Ice Cold with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Loompa throws a quick inside leg kick.
Loompa misses the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice Cold misses with a low kick.
Ice Cold missing with a left hand there. Loompa was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ice Cold throws a leg kick
and Loompa counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Ice Cold!
Loompa throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Loompa working the head and body with strikes.
Loompa trying to control the action but Ice Cold is working from the bottom.
Oompa Loompa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ice Cold is holding Loompa down, trying to stall.
Ice Cold can't do much from the bottom here.
Oompa Loompa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vanilla Ice Cold is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ice Cold might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Loompa haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Ice Cold is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Loompa's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Loompa is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Loompa throwing shots but Ice Cold is blocking nicely.
Loompa throwing shots but Ice Cold is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but Ice Cold defending well.
Ice Cold is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Ice Cold trying to control but Loompa postures up.
Loompa is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Ice Cold as he works his way to full guard.
Loompa looking to sit in guard and control but Ice Cold gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Ice Cold controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ice Cold defends it easily.
Loompa being controlled here, momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ice Cold trying to control but Loompa is working from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Oompa Loompa.
I think Ice Cold has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 46:49
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 46:49
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 46:49
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vanilla Ice Cold!
An intense looking Vanilla Ice Cold took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Just call me Ice Cold Whangdoodle.'.
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