PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sarmith Creston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Creston
vs
PoopyPants

192 cm
30
220 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

197 cm
28
222 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sarmith Creston!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Atkins and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants thows a body shot but no joy.
PoopyPants thows a body shot but no joy.
Creston throws a wild body kick that PoopyPants sees coming a mile off.
PoopyPants fails to land with a series of punches.
We've been hearing reports that Creston has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the side of Creston's head but Creston sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Creston throws a jab but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants checks a low kick from Creston.
Creston throws a leg kick which misses PoopyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as PoopyPants tries to avoid it.
Creston with a jab.
PoopyPants checks a leg kick nicely.
Creston lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
PoopyPants takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good standup being displayed there by PoopyPants as he connects with a hook.
PoopyPants scores with a punch to the head.
PoopyPants has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Creston looks to land a body kick but PoopyPants moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creston takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Good work by PoopyPants as he checks the leg kick.
A shot to the liver by PoopyPants. Beautiful body shot.
Creston throws a leg kick that misses.
PoopyPants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Creston moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
PoopyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Creston.
Creston throws a front kick that sends PoopyPants stumbling back into the cage.
Creston takes a shot to the body in his stride.
BitchFace PoopyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Horrible takedown by Creston or perhaps it was just good defense by PoopyPants which made him look bad.

Creston manages to get an easy takedown there - catching PoopyPants on his heels. He'll look to pass PoopyPants's guard now, I'm sure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Creston looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Creston from controlling successfully.
Creston is looking to pass into half guard but PoopyPants pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now PoopyPants is in guard.
Creston trying to control the position here.

Creston working for submissions but it's allowed PoopyPants to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants wants to stand up but Creston is controlling the position.
PoopyPants controlling the action here.
PoopyPants is looking to advance position but Creston won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Creston looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
PoopyPants is keen to just control but Creston is a slippery customer.
PoopyPants stalling.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

BitchFace PoopyPants has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
PoopyPants avoids the body shot from Creston.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sarmith Creston will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

PoopyPants takes a swing at Creston's ribcage but misses.
Creston misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Creston rather than just go for the knockout.
PoopyPants lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Sarmith Creston has been cut.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Creston moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Creston.
PoopyPants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
PoopyPants misses with a wild combination.
PoopyPants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Creston throws out the jab.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Creston was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants cracks Creston with a good jab.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creston keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Creston showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from PoopyPants.
Creston tries a head kick but it misses.
Creston dives in for a single leg takedown but PoopyPants sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Creston misses with a hook from the clinch.
PoopyPants tries to throw a body punch but Creston avoids it by throwing PoopyPants back against the cage.
Creston swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants is trying to break free.
PoopyPants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Creston keeps control of PoopyPants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Creston tries to throw a body punch but PoopyPants avoids it by throwing Creston back against the cage.

PoopyPants breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creston cracks the inside of PoopyPants's front leg.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Creston moves out of range.

Creston shoots in and gets a takedown into PoopyPants's guard.
PoopyPants keeping full guard, as Creston tries to pass.
Creston throws a big right hand that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants working a defensive guard here.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Creston is fighting to break PoopyPants's control of his arms but PoopyPants is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. BitchFace PoopyPants was stalling too much, according to the referee.
PoopyPants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Creston in his tracks.
PoopyPants throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Creston stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
PoopyPants swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Creston.
Creston looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? PoopyPants is fending him off so far but Creston persists. Nope, PoopyPants circles away and we're back to standing.
PoopyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
PoopyPants works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice uppercut there from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Creston sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PoopyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Creston counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Creston scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
PoopyPants thuds a left hand into Creston's body.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Creston.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Creston moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Creston misses with an uppercut. PoopyPants saw that one coming.
Creston lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
PoopyPants checks the leg kick.
Creston waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a body punch

and Creston counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in PoopyPants's guard now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
PoopyPants tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Creston has gone for a leg lock! PoopyPants slips out almost immediately though and dives into Creston's guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
PoopyPants slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Sarmith Creston's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

PoopyPants on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
PoopyPants connects with a right hand. Creston shakes it off.
PoopyPants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
No joy there for PoopyPants, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
PoopyPants scores with a jab to the body.
Creston lands the left hand.
Creston swings and misses with a shot to the body
and PoopyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Creston thows a body shot but no joy.
Creston throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Creston fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt PoopyPants.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts PoopyPants, as that shot connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Creston throws a series of punches but PoopyPants avoids them all with ease.
Creston's hands are dropping dangerously low here and PoopyPants connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Creston scrambles back to his feet.
PoopyPants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Creston lands a nice looking kick to the body. PoopyPants takes a step back to recover.
Creston throws a right and a left that both miss.
Creston closes this distance looking for a takedown but PoopyPants circles away.
Creston misses with a hook. PoopyPants ducked under it nicely.
A big left from PoopyPants misses.
PoopyPants thows a body shot but no joy.
Creston misses with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Creston moves out of range.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Creston is just out of range.
PoopyPants punishes Creston's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants throws a lazy right hand but Creston sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
PoopyPants scores with a body shot.
PoopyPants misses the shot to the body.
Creston has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Creston there as he acknowledges the shot.
Creston's hands are dropping dangerously low here and PoopyPants connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Creston scrambles back to his feet.
Creston shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
PoopyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Creston takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Creston shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as PoopyPants sprawls well. PoopyPants wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Creston gets slowly back to his feet.
Creston moves out of range as PoopyPants strikes.
Creston misses with a left hand
and PoopyPants counters with a straight right hand.
PoopyPants connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
PoopyPants digs a good hook to Creston's body.
PoopyPants takes a swing at Creston's ribcage but misses.
Creston misses with a double jab
enabling PoopyPants to counter with a crisp jab.
PoopyPants lands with a shot to the body.
PoopyPants moves out of range of the body kick from Creston.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands a jab to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Creston scores with a decent looking hook.
PoopyPants checks the leg kick.
Creston tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but PoopyPants defends well and Creston ends up having to push PoopyPants into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sarmith Creston. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

PoopyPants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Creston drops his hands momentarily and PoopyPants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
PoopyPants misses with a wild combination.
Creston takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jab, jab by PoopyPants - just one landing.

Creston is rocked!
Creston scores with a jab to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
BitchFace PoopyPants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think PoopyPants has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BitchFace PoopyPants!
During a confident post fight interview, BitchFace PoopyPants thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.