PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silverback Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wango Tango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar's entrance music is go coors!. A fine choice. Tango has chosen Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Lesnar
vs
Tango

166 cm
41
287 lbs
33 - 19 - 0

225 cm
26
300 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Bad Man Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Silverback Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wango Tango!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Mauricio Rocha and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lesnar has managed to clinch.
Tango misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lesnar misses with a punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Tango - that landed with a thud.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Tango.
A head punch on the inside from Lesnar fails to land.
Tango throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lesnars head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lesnar misses with an elbow over the top.
Tango lands with a left to the head.
Tango's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Tango lands a good knee to the midsection. Lesnar won't want to take too many of those.
Lesnar lands a body punch.
We've been informed that Tango has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

Tango manages to break the clinch.
Wango Tango seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Lesnar gets tackled into the cage by Tango. Tango maintains the clinch.
Knees to the body from Tango.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
Tango slowing the pace effectively.
Tango avoids a wild elbow strike from Lesnar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar struggles to land a body shot inside as Tango controls his hands.
Come on Tango - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Tango breaks from the clinch.

Lesnar moves into range and clinches up with Tango.
Tango is trying to maintain a safe position but Lesnar gets an underhook and turns Tango into the cage.

Tango pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lesnar scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lesnar misses with a hook. Tango ducked under it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Tango does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tango lands a brutal head kick. Lesnar looks out on his feet and Tango throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Wango Tango!
Our winner, Wango Tango, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.