PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Goatboys Child (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goat Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Child comes into the arena with Bill Hicks - Goatboy blaring out of the sound system. Boy has chosen Bill Hicks - Goatboy as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Child
vs
Boy

165 cm
26
166 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

177 cm
26
162 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Likes comics

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Goatboys Child!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Goat Boy!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Child misses with a takedown attempt
and Boy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Child shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Boy pinned against the cage. Boy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Nice uppercut lands for Boy. That snapped Child's head back.
Child shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Boy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Goatboys Child. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Child misses with a takedown attempt
and Boy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Child thinking.
Child is breathing heavily.
Child gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Boy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Child walks into a straight right hand from Boy.
Boy lands the left hand.

Child is rocked!
Boy's coach down at Island Top Team was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Boy's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Boy is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Child flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Child is out cold! Boy holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Goat Boy!
Goat Boy took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Now you truly know who the GOAT is, son.'.
Goatboys Child spoke after the fight, saying 'Goatboy was here to please you!'.