PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drew Pinksy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Drew Pinksy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Wha
vs
Pinksy

225 cm
30
300 lbs
23 - 16 - 0

213 cm
38
285 lbs
46 - 34 - 1

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bad Man Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 34 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Drew Pinksy!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Matheus Silva and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pinksy.
Wha takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wha uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pinksy.
Pinksy stuns Wha with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pinksy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

Wha closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Pinksy is trying to break the clinch but Wha has him pressed against the cage.
Wha stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wha lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pinksy backwards.

Wha breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wha takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wha swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pinksy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pinksy misses with an uppercut. Wha saw that one coming.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Pinksy. Wha shrugs it off though.
Wha tries to clinch up.
Wha looks to score with a jab to the body but Pinksy is just out of range.
Pinksy throws a series of strikes that have Wha backpedaling.
Wha tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinksy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wha's head backwards.
Wha tries to clinch up but Pinksy circles away and keeps his distance.
Pinksy throws a hook but Wha avoids it easily.
Wha blocks a jab.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pinksy.
Wha throws a leg kick but Pinksy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pinksy throws a sloppy head kick and Wha moves out of range easily.
Pinksy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pinksy checks a low kick from Wha.
Pinksy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A nice combination there by Pinksy.
Wha moves in looking to clinch but Pinksy pushes him off.
Pinksy scores with a spinning back kick!
A slow jab from Pinksy misses its intended target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pinksy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wha on the side of the head.
Pinksy misses with a wild combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pinksy. Wha does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha wants to clinch up but Pinksy keeps it at a distance.
Wha wants to clinch up but Pinksy keeps it at a distance.
Wha tries to clinch up but Pinksy circles away and keeps his distance.
Wha staying out of range there.
Nice defenses there by Wha.
Pinksy misses with the combination.
Pinksy misses with a body kick.
Pinksy missing with a left hand there. Wha was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pinksy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pinksy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Wha moves into the clinch successfully.
Wha lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pinksy tries to break free but Wha pushes him back against the cage.
Pinksy wants to break free but Wha has control.

Pinksy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wha ducks under a wild hook from Pinksy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinksy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Wha avoids the body shot from Pinksy.
Pinksy delivers a nice body kick.
Pinksy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Pinksy.
Wha keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wha throws a series of strikes that have Pinksy backpedaling.

It looks like Drew Pinksy has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sloppy strikes from Wha. Those never looked like landing.
Pinksy pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Wha closes the distance and pushes Pinksy back into the cage.
Pinksy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pinksy is trying to break the clinch but Wha has him pressed against the cage.
Pinksy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pinksy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wha's elbow.
Pinksy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wha has him pressed against the cage.
Pinksy is trying to break the clinch but Wha has him pressed against the cage.

Wha manages to break the clinch.
Pinksy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pinksy lands a body shot.
Pinksy throws a hook but Wha blocks it.
Wha scores with a kick to the midsection.

Wha forces Pinksy back against the cage and clinches.
Pinksy can't find room to land a body shot as Wha controls the action.
Wha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pinksy backwards.
Wha is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pinksy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Pinksy's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Wha pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Wha closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wha tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Wha pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pinksy blocks a jab.
Pinksy throws a sloppy head kick
and Wha counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Drew Pinksy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Drew Pinksy's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Wha tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pinksy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Drew Pinksy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pinksy connects with a leg kick. Wha looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pinksy throws a jab when Wha was well out of range.
Pinksy throws a sloppy head kick and Wha moves out of range easily.
Pinksy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pinksy misses with the combination.
Pinksy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pinksy throws a series of punches but Wha avoids them all with ease.
Wha on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wha digs a good hook to Pinksy's body.
Pinksy is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Wha moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
A relieved looking Bleh Wha thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.