PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zen Zelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy's entrance music is I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. A fine choice. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jeremy
vs
Zelli

175 cm
35
145 lbs
25 - 16 - 1

189 cm
36
198 lbs
22 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Alpha Male

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Zen Zelli!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zelli.
Jeremy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zelli displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeremy throws out the jab.
Zelli moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Zelli counters with a nice uppercut.
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Zelli counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zelli blocks a head kick by Jeremy.
Zelli throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zelli blocks a jab.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Zelli counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jeremy is breathing heavily.
Zelli lands a two punch combo.
Zelli is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Zelli moves out of range as Jeremy strikes.
Jeremy swings for the body but Zelli moves out of range.
Jeremy is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Zelli's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zelli.
Jeremy misses with a double jab
and Zelli connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jeremy throws a wild body kick that Zelli sees coming a mile off.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
Zelli swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.
Zelli throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

Jeremy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nice body punch from Zelli - that landed with a thud.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zelli blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Zelli.
Zelli misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
A short uppercut from Zelli.
Zelli is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Zelli misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.
Zelli lands a body punch in the clinch.
Zelli misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.
Zelli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Zelli working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Zelli.
I was talking to Jeremy's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A hook to the body from Zelli.
Jeremy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zelli throws a punch but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Zelli lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Zelli.
Zelli swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Zelli.
Zelli lands a left hand.
Jeremy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zelli blocking some punches.
Zelli blocking some punches.
A short left from Zelli.
Zelli blocking some punches.
Zelli struggles to land a body shot inside as Jeremy controls his hands.
Jeremy has a couple of punches blocked by Zelli.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Zelli creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zelli blocks an uppercut.
Zelli lands a body shot in the clinch.
Zelli misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.
Zelli misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zelli tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jeremy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zelli working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Zelli misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zelli missing with knees to the body.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jeremy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zelli lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.

Jeremy is rocked!
Zelli lands a big right hand that drops Jeremy! The killer instinct kicks in and Zelli finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Zelli!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zen Zelli!
Zen Zelli spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.